Sitting In The Gaff

"I was sitting in the Gaff and I had no fucking clue"

Having no fucking clue on a situation or discussion.
May also be used if feeling tired or out of place and not knowing what to do.

Bob - "Do you understand the maths question?"
MC Monty - "Nah Im sitting in the gaff right now."

by MC Monty July 1, 2020

Blow the Gaff

To let out information that should have been secret.

We just dumped the waste chemicals into the reservoir until we sacked Eddie and he had to bloody go and blow the gaff!

by pidulgi August 21, 2013

Gaff Bash

A house party or pissup

Dat gaff bash last night was sick bruv!

by O J3 J3 Y July 6, 2009

Gaff Gown

Basically a dressing gown, just sounds better

Gonna go and chill in my Gaff Gown

by CrackinBanter February 1, 2019

gaff cape

superior word for dressing gown or house coat, gaff, meaning house, and cape, meaning a part of a longer coat that falls below the neckline.

person 1: am away to put my gaff cape on

person 2: aw sound mate catch

by KayleighMacd March 10, 2020

gaffe machine

Being prone to public blunders, an unfortunate self-description by Joe Biden

I am a gaffe machine, but at least I am not like Homelander...

by Hank Moody 57 September 26, 2020

gaff off

to procrastinate or otherwise avoid doing work; to be lazy

When are you going to quit gaffing off and file those casreps?

by Craig 'Pags' Paganucci January 19, 2004