Failationship

A short, ultimately meaningless relationship. Defined by its failure or inability to work out. These relationships typically last only about a week to a few months. And burn out quickly for any myriad of reasons. They are technically real relationships, but their status as being "doomed to fail" is what cements them ultimately as a "Failationship"

You can only really tell if a relationship is really a "Failationship" after it's ended.

"Oh man, Katie and I broke up. . ."

"Really? You guys were only together for like 2 and a half weeks."

"She just told me she was tired of "Beating around the bush" and that she should've known we would never really work out"

"I told you this was gonna be a failationship."

by Suffin7421 January 3, 2025

Furination

It’s a term used for people who like and adore Furina a lot so that they make a whole nation for her. Many fans call themselves “Furina #1 fan” to show their love. Furina is a character from the popular game Genshin Impact. Furina is also known to be super popular, As the number 1 most popular Hoyoverse character including a game named Wuthering Waves, A new post of Furina is made every second, minutes, hours and days on rednote (小红书) , Furina has atleast 5 million fans and 1 billion people has atleast seen her once. Fans from china even rented out a mall to celebrate her birthday, this shows how well loved and popular she is.

1. OMG FURINA MENTIONED!! I’M SO EXCITED IM JUMPING FOR JOY AHHHH

2. YEAH SHE’S SO PRETTY IN THE NEW ART!

3. By the way, are you apart of the furination

4. OF COURSE!! she’s so cute, why wouldn’t i be?

by furlxina September 7, 2025

banana mutilation

The use of a banana as prop in demonstrating the ability to provide oral sex to man. Often captured on a cell phone for ise on socail media, escort web sites and backpage.com

Guy1: yo shorty is a thot!
Guy2: man i knew that after she did a banana mutilation video.

by Randy marsh has a lisp May 14, 2017

Mississippi Mutilation

When your balls get stuffed into your partners butthole while laying in the Mississippi creek beds.
Also for maximum pleasure, you must bend the cock 90 degrees into your own butthole while also laying in the Mississippi creek bed

Me: "Babe, can I Mississippi Mutilation you tonight ;)"
Her: "Fuck yea baby"

by WinterIVRL April 22, 2021

Chopper Mutilation Month

During the month of November everyone who knows of the One Piece Character “Chopper” can, and is encouraged to, make art of or state how they would want to kill and/or maim Chopper.

This tradition started when the character became too popular, and thus annoying to see; so of course a group of brave individuals decided to deploy countermeasures.

“Hey guys look at this Chopper ima-“

“ITS CHOPPER MUTILATION MONTH FUCK CHOPPER FUCK CHOPPER HATE CHOPPER I FUCKING HATE CHOPPER”

(Crowd Chanting) “WE HATE CHOPPER, WE HATE CHOPPER, WE HATE CHOPPER”

by R.B Avery November 8, 2022

Wave of Mutilation

Song by rock band The Pixies, also a mild euphemism for having intercourse with a female on her period.

Male 1: Dude, what's up? What did you do last night?
Male 2: Rode the Wave of Mutilation with Cassandra!
1: Dude... Nice.

by JewngerBreadMan July 17, 2018

The Toxic Lady Fumigation: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Toxic Lady Fumigation: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025