Jane: Wow, look at that hottie over there!
Sue: Yeah, he is sexy, ohhhh but he has finger fungus.
Jane: Damn!
Sue: Yeah, he is sexy, ohhhh but he has finger fungus.
Jane: Damn!
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Man, I got so dumb after a year of using Youtube every day. It's no wonder I have straight C's after watching that brain fungus.
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Get the lap fungus mug.1. The act of a man not washing his penis for two years. He can accomplish this by covering his genetalia with a shower cap when he bathes, leaving a condom or balloon on his penis at all times, or by just skipping washing himself altogether. Once his penis is especially filthy and overgrown with mushrooms and other molds, and his pubics an enchanted forest full of woodland creatures, he will have unpretected intercourse with a lady. If all goes well, the animals populating his pubic region will leap onto the fur of the man's partner, thus spreading the fun and the funguito to as many people as possible.
2. The act of a man collecting his semen in a bowl or other dish for several months. Once he has a good amount built up (2 cups or so), he will leave it in a damp, warm, dark area for upwards of two years. When he uncovers his treat, it should have a thick, green, mossy coating on the top. He will then scoop as much of his fungusy prize as he can into his dominant hand, spring on an unsuspecting lady, and throw it into her welcoming face. If he chooses, he is welcome to say something victorious along the lines of, "You've been Funguitoed!" to the victim.
A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Mosquito".
2. The act of a man collecting his semen in a bowl or other dish for several months. Once he has a good amount built up (2 cups or so), he will leave it in a damp, warm, dark area for upwards of two years. When he uncovers his treat, it should have a thick, green, mossy coating on the top. He will then scoop as much of his fungusy prize as he can into his dominant hand, spring on an unsuspecting lady, and throw it into her welcoming face. If he chooses, he is welcome to say something victorious along the lines of, "You've been Funguitoed!" to the victim.
A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Mosquito".
"Did you hear about Terry? He pulled off a Toledo Funguito this weekend. Apparently he's been jerking off into a bowl and wearing a shower cap over his penis for, like, two years."
"Weird."
"Weird."
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2.)Somthing that someone is wearing that they transformed for the better.
2.)How one accessorises and makes thier outfit speak of thier personality
The word Funkulous was dervived from Vancouver designer DONLEE From its original name GHETTO FUNKULOUS; GhettoMeaning Something Old,Cheap or Nasty, and FUNKULOUS; meaning Restored to look Crisp and Cool.
1.(n.) sick, wicked, crisp, tight, insane, crazy, cool
2.(adj.) relating to the culture of street fashion or ones particular outfit.
3.(adj.)pertaing to how one accessorises with what they're wearing.
4.(adj.)How one speaks of themselves through the language of thier clothing
2.)Somthing that someone is wearing that they transformed for the better.
2.)How one accessorises and makes thier outfit speak of thier personality
The word Funkulous was dervived from Vancouver designer DONLEE From its original name GHETTO FUNKULOUS; GhettoMeaning Something Old,Cheap or Nasty, and FUNKULOUS; meaning Restored to look Crisp and Cool.
1.(n.) sick, wicked, crisp, tight, insane, crazy, cool
2.(adj.) relating to the culture of street fashion or ones particular outfit.
3.(adj.)pertaing to how one accessorises with what they're wearing.
4.(adj.)How one speaks of themselves through the language of thier clothing
1."Damn! That guy is so fuckin' Funkulous!"
2."The Japanese fashion scene is so Funkulous!"
3."Those kids on the corner know how to rock themselves in a Funkulous manner"
3."Gwen Stefani is the most Funkulous girl I know!"
2."The Japanese fashion scene is so Funkulous!"
3."Those kids on the corner know how to rock themselves in a Funkulous manner"
3."Gwen Stefani is the most Funkulous girl I know!"
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