Funky Town

The slang name for the city of Fort Worth Texas

Im gonna go smoke a fat blizunt in Funky Town cuzz

by Dirty Jezzy April 4, 2003

funky sac

When sweat and stink build up around a man's scrotum, perhaps after exercising or working in a hot environment, this condition is the result.

After doing yardwork all afternoon Gene had a rank funky sac.

by crashngdog June 14, 2006

funky poaching

To do off the books detective work, usually involving conspiracies and probably illegal, to find out The Truth and find the cure for your beloved partner, Special Agent Dana Scully's illness caused by tests done by The Consortium. Used by Special Agent Mulder in the series The X Files.

Mulder: "Well, pick out something black and sexy and prepare to do some funky poaching."

by brandy_1013 October 5, 2007

keep it funky

Telling something to someone very truthfully, telling the truth

1."Nigga, if u get up in my face one mo time ima bust yo ass! Im jus keepin it funky wit u."
2."Come on, keep it funky, if u fucked the nigga tell me!!!"

by TK to the B April 26, 2006

amazon funky

beautiful, alluring, large lady with a twist

i'm feeling mixalot spunky for some amazon funky

by lexicali slim September 19, 2009

funky spiderman

A euphemism for autocratic asphyxiation

I've got my belt and my lube, time to do the funky spiderman

by Ansuz August 27, 2015

funky tito

When you are doing a bitch, while drunk as hell and slip your dick into her asshole pretending it was an accident

I gave this bitch a funky tito last night and she had no idea it was coming

by TheFunkyTito September 21, 2005