brain fungus

An addictive electronic program or device that absorbs the intelligence and creativity out of people.

Man, I got so dumb after a year of using Youtube every day. It's no wonder I have straight C's after watching that brain fungus.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 2, 2010

fugu

A pufferfish, eaten as a delicacy in Japan after the removal of the skin and certain deadl poisonous organs. It usually takes a highly trained chef to master the removal of the skin.

"Ah, yes I'll have the fugu."

by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004

fungusfuck

one who sleeps around

i would never fuck nancy, she is such a fungusfuck.

by haulinhearse March 19, 2006

fuguly

Short for Fucken Ugly.

The GOP nomination fight for President is going to be really fuguly.

by Freto Bandito August 12, 2011

lap fungus

an animal that is very affectionate lazy and cuddly; a pet that never leaves your lap

my cat has become total lap fungus since i got him neutered

by sidmitch August 14, 2009

Fagus

Ancient Irish word meaning whales vagina.

Hey Fagus! Suck my balls!

by Prive' December 13, 2009

butt fungus

musrooms or moss that growing in or around the rim of your asshole.

Paul Durso has gnarly butt fungus.

by johann smelts January 26, 2009