Fudge Buttons

Expression used in place of fuck, motherfucker, or other serious expletive; typically used in an environment with small children or short assholes.

Fudge buttons! I didn't bring any gluten free cupcakes for the celiac girl!

by TheHumanTarget August 4, 2016

warm fudgesicle

When you shove a dildo up your ass, pull it out and lick the dildo clean.

It may seem disturbing to some, but Jason loves to pleasure Lindsey in the ass and enjoy a nice warm fudgesicle for dessert.

by KK Stanky Peach January 14, 2018

fudge jar

A euphemism that describes the willing anal opening of a recipient of some sort of penetration, usually of the gay male variety.

Did you hear about the latest conservative Republican gay sex scandal?

Yeah man, those dudes keep getting caught with their hands in the fudge jar!

by Hecktor Dangus, esq. November 20, 2007

fudge trap

A Fudge Trap refers to the un-wipeable part of an obese persons asshole, that therefore gathers fudge.

God, Susan really is a whale, I'll bet she has a huge fudge trap

by Zuzzy Foeller February 5, 2014

Clatter Fudge

The yeasty white discharge formed by the vagina. Often found in discarded undies or on the penis after sex.

I was putting some washing in the washing machine when I noticed my wife's thong riddled with clatter fudge.

by R.NoonUK June 18, 2012

what the fudge

when you want to say 'what the fuck' but you have children around you.

Dad: what the fudge is she doing
Kid: dont swear daddy

by lschi1 August 24, 2015

fudge face

a derogatory term to be used only in extreme circumstances

I think I may have crossed the line when I called Timothy a fudge face. I felt bad after the words came out of my mouth, but he did punch my dog in the nutsack.

by Cragiers McCraigers June 30, 2008