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fuckballoon 

1.) A condom.
2.) More specifically, a condom that has been inflated (usu. by mouth) and tied, thus becoming a balloon.
"We got a fuckballoon from the library bathroom dispenser, inflated it, and tossed it around in the street until, when Nik tried to catch it, it popped. He declared, loudly, that he'd just gotten the whole world pregnant."

"Sometimes I think Nik uses his skull to store used fuckballons in."
fuckballoon by Lurhstaap June 4, 2005
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fuckball 

An "interesting" and unusual insult to someone you really hate.
"Fuck you, fuckball." Ray Barboni / Ray Bones (Dennis Farina) in Get Shorty (1995)
fuckball by solid_119 June 14, 2006

holy fuckballs 

It basically means you're in shock. Just like saying oh my god but way more
Intense.
holy fuckballs by Strobelight1993 December 1, 2013

Monkey Fuckball 

When 2 or more people are trying to accomplish a task and failing spectacularly due to sheer incompetence. aka “two monkeys trying to fuck a football,”.
Those two guys putting that swingset together look like they are playing a game of monkey fuckball.
Monkey Fuckball by Bobobzilla July 12, 2021

fuckball 

"Dude, Dave is such a total fuckball"
"For real, he is NOT all the way live"
fuckball by Ryboflavin March 6, 2003

fuckball 

an asshole or someone you extremely dislike
you fuckin fuckball bastard
fuckball by sam defrezz May 13, 2005

FUCKBALL ROOMATE

A fucking retard whom you have unknowingly invited to stay with you out of pity and/or the chance to get laid and/or because they own a full sized washer and dryer combo, and it turns out that instead of being empathetic and acknowleging that you have done them a favor for pulling their redneck ass out of the fucking gutter, they proceed to make your very existence on this planet a living fucking fuckball hell....see example.
You asscock fuckball shitfuck. When the hell are you going to do the fucking dishes you dirtied two months ago? You are the biggest FUCKBALL ROOMATE I have ever had, you slackjawed redneck donkey. Pack your fucking banjo and get the fuck out of my apartment you no-tooth retard chigger. Get the fuck out.
FUCKBALL ROOMATE by Fighterjock January 11, 2007