by Guru Larry June 17, 2011
by Mebish June 11, 2017
When someone is irritating you like shit, this is a taunt to shut them up. Literally means 'frying someone's brain'
by Kay-arr October 14, 2010
When a school lunch table buddy buys a basket of fries. Every guy (or gal) within reach of said buddy gets one (1) fry, if and only if they say "Fry tax".
If buddy complains about said taxation, whomever he protested to receives one (1) more fry. Continue taxing until buddy stops complaining.
Additions:
I) If a girl buys fries, leave her alone, she's a girl.
II) If it's Friday, or you're just feeling like a jerk, you may state, "Raised taxes!" and may take two or three fries. Anymore than this is just rude.
If buddy complains about said taxation, whomever he protested to receives one (1) more fry. Continue taxing until buddy stops complaining.
Additions:
I) If a girl buys fries, leave her alone, she's a girl.
II) If it's Friday, or you're just feeling like a jerk, you may state, "Raised taxes!" and may take two or three fries. Anymore than this is just rude.
*Mark sits at table with fresh basket of warm, golden school lunch fries*
Mike & Alex: "Fry tax!"
-Mike & Alex reach and take a fry.
Mark: "What!? NO! Stop!"
Mike & Alex: "Complaint tax!"
-Mike & Alex reach and take another fry.
Mark: "Fine fine fine..."
Mike & Alex: "Fry tax!"
-Mike & Alex reach and take a fry.
Mark: "What!? NO! Stop!"
Mike & Alex: "Complaint tax!"
-Mike & Alex reach and take another fry.
Mark: "Fine fine fine..."
by Wiser December 18, 2006
A commonly used form of foreplay which consists of the woman/man rapidly rubbing the underside of the man's penis, simulating the motion of frying something in a frying pan.
by Winchester Gecko December 30, 2007
The action (taken by a man) of pissing loudly with such force that it sounds like bubbling oil and frying chicken. Men who do this are alpha males, women love them.
by P1ssbugzz December 14, 2020
An alternative to the popular program 'The Lion Man'. A fat repulsive paedo who works as a job centre advisor moves to a shared house where he lives on a diet of hideous smelling non branded foods cooked in cheap oil. The camera crews follow him in his every day life of agraphobia, depression and waiting outside schools in long jackets at home time.
"mummy, there's a man squirting milk at me through the railings. oh shit its the frying man. lock up your toddlers and get the bobbitt scissors"
by Roderick Van Chuffsplitz August 01, 2009