person 1: hey dude! you goin to the big game?
person 2: naw
person 1: why arent you going to the game you anti-social fruitcake?
person 2: naw
person 1: why arent you going to the game you anti-social fruitcake?
by yourgirloursongmyluv July 05, 2011
Someone/something below standards.
When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.
Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down
When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.
Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down
I asked my boss for my first raise in two years, and he said I deserved it, but I wouldn't get it. He's either a total ass, or a few apples short of a fruitcake.
by hellokoala November 06, 2009
A Fruitcake Friday is when you go out on a Friday night and everyone is a simpleton and having odder than usual behaviours.
by Noel lodge February 25, 2014
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 04, 2025
A social media trend to post a photo of your lover. Happens weekly on Fridays. Similar challenges have been/ can be made following the formula *Adjective* as a *Food* *Time Frame*, such as Succulent as a Shrimp Cocktail Summer, Moist as a Muffin Monday, and Vivacious as Velveeta Cheese Valentine.
"I'm posting my girlfriend my fine as a fruitcake friday!"
"Omg but you just posted her as your Thick as a Turkey Leg Thursday! You're obsessed"
"Omg but you just posted her as your Thick as a Turkey Leg Thursday! You're obsessed"
by duckygirl1 April 21, 2021
When a guy and a girl go to a playground and go on the monkey bars.
The guy hangs by his hands with his dick out and gets a blowjob by a girl hanging upside down on the monkey bars.
The guy hangs by his hands with his dick out and gets a blowjob by a girl hanging upside down on the monkey bars.
Guy==Y Girl==N
N:says to her friend hey kaylee i just fruitcaked john!
Y:says to his friend i just got fruitcake by kaylee!
N:says to her friend hey kaylee i just fruitcaked john!
Y:says to his friend i just got fruitcake by kaylee!
by Reeths-Puffer trash talk June 16, 2010
The gay Ridgefield police officer fruitcaked me when performed a second strip-search on me for no other reason than to catch a peek at my pecker, scrutinize my scrotum and analyze my anus for his own gratification.
by The Counterpuncher December 07, 2024