anti-social fruitcake

someone who rejects you when you ask them to go to a sports game

person 1: hey dude! you goin to the big game?

person 2: naw

person 1: why arent you going to the game you anti-social fruitcake?

by yourgirloursongmyluv July 6, 2011

Few apples short of a fruitcake

Someone/something below standards.

When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.

Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down

I asked my boss for my first raise in two years, and he said I deserved it, but I wouldn't get it. He's either a total ass, or a few apples short of a fruitcake.

by hellokoala November 5, 2009

Fruitcaking

The act of sticking dried fruit up someone's butt.

Hey, would you be interested in fruitcaking my butt?

by Marshmallow Dandies February 4, 2017

fruitcake

alex.

he is the definition of a fruitcake

by siddagoat March 7, 2022

pulled a fruitcake

When you run out of time taking an exam and have to write random answers down

When you failed an exam

I just pulled a fruitcake on that chemistry test!

by Patchsmellsgood January 18, 2017

Fruitcake

An extremely soft person who doesnt let things go.

Kanye West is a fruitcake.

by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017

Fruitcake

A person who is shaped like a cupcake and has mushroom cut and watches adventure time.

Dude that guy is a fruitcake

by Professor King Julien the 3rd February 16, 2022