anti-social fruitcake

someone who rejects you when you ask them to go to a sports game

person 1: hey dude! you goin to the big game?

person 2: naw

person 1: why arent you going to the game you anti-social fruitcake?

by yourgirloursongmyluv July 6, 2011

Few apples short of a fruitcake

Someone/something below standards.

When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.

Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down

I asked my boss for my first raise in two years, and he said I deserved it, but I wouldn't get it. He's either a total ass, or a few apples short of a fruitcake.

by hellokoala November 5, 2009

fruitcake

jaden.

"this some fruitcake fuckery"

by hoehoehoemerryxxxmas December 20, 2019

Fruitcake

A person who is shaped like a cupcake and has mushroom cut

Dude that guy is a fruitcake

by Professor King Julien the 3rd February 16, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

fruitcake friday

A Fruitcake Friday is when you go out on a Friday night and everyone is a simpleton and having odder than usual behaviours.

Example: 'hey nath who was that fruitcake?'
"It's alright joel it's fruitcake Friday!'

by Noel lodge March 4, 2014

Fruitcake

1. someone who calls someone a fruitcake indicates that they want to do sexual intercourse

2. someone who is a fruity patootie

Come here you fruitcake

by Sandra Shapiro November 20, 2020