Fruitcake'd 

The idea when 2 good things combine into 1 bad thing.
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"Fruit, good. Cake, great! Fruitcake, nasty crap." - Jim Gaffigan

It's too bad "Dragon Ball: Evolution" was Fruitcake'd, it had a lot of potential.

Fruitcake'd by DerpSK September 6, 2016

Devil's Fruitcake

When two men simultaneously penetrate a women's anus causing her to bleed through her anus into a cup of strawberries and whip cream. For then the men proceed to consume the delicious blood covered treat.

Dude I totally gave this sloppy hoe a Devil's Fruitcake last night with my nigga.

Devil's Fruitcake by Devil$whip April 11, 2015

M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...

M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》... by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

Upside-down Fruitcake

A Gay man’s prolapse

“Lemme eat your upside-down fruitcake”

Upside-down Fruitcake by Kitybity October 15, 2025

If you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu

A play on “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best”, with a little more specificity. Fruitcake is heavy and dense (stupid). Tiramisu is decadent, but light and perky (has it all).

He said I was being dramatic and irrational, so I told him, ‘if you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu!’

If you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu by BobCheckers April 4, 2026

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Mexican Fruitcake 

The product of defecating into a decorative tin and sending it to an unsavory or estranged family member for Christmas.

I haven't seen my sister in years, so this Christmas, I'll send her a Mexican Fruitcake.

Mexican Fruitcake by Skidmark4 September 14, 2010