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Freeload

Oh shit! I just freeloaded my pants.”
by Elizabobean April 20, 2022
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freeloader

A sexually-ravenous chick who possesses such an insatiable craving for man-milk that she is never content even if she already has a well-hung and virile male companion; she therefore compulsively scuttles around the neighborhood whenever he's away and begs all the other hot hunks to let her suck them off and swallow their entire warm thick creamy "loads" that had gradually been "accumulating" inside their guy-junk during the day, and that they'd been saving up for their own significant others when they got home; the hapless studs are therefore completely "drained" afterwards, and thus can only manage a minuscule watery dribble sometime later when their own partners return and want a little "action" for themselves.
Health practitioner: I'm always suspicious about some of these otherwise-healthy-looking young dudes' claims that they have erectile dysfunction or low sperm-count due to medical/environmental reasons... I always ask around town to see if there are any freeloaders in the area before I make a final determination.
by QuacksO August 1, 2018
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Freeloader

Shrek is such a fucking FREELOADER
by TheREALdannyjackson March 6, 2022
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scumbag freeloader

A scumbag freeloader is someone who smokes all your weed, drinks all your drinks, walks in your house without permission, and snoops for anything possible that they can mooch off and take. They don't ever have anything to provide themselves and use everyone they can. They think there cool with everyone & think its ok to ask you for food, drinks, money, & weed. They make sure they get everything they want one way or another & there scums.
That scumbag freeloader keeps smoking up all my weed.

A scumbag freeloader is a stupid mooching leech who suvks everything they can off everyone.
by Scumbag ballentine😀 October 13, 2016
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D1 Freeloader

A person who's job is freeloading, this person is the best at freeloading.
Everyone else does their work while they don't do anything nor give back to them.
Person 1: Ayo, why isn't Person 3 doing any tasks?!
Person 2: I think he may be a D1 Freeloader...
Person 3 = Me
by Skibidimoggernigojidoijafd February 19, 2025
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Freeloaders

All of you
Hym "You all are a bunch of freeloaders! Goddamn freeloading bastards. You'll see. You'll all see!"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2022
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freeloader

a person who takes advantage of others' generosity without giving anything in return.
Flappix asks his team who the freeloader is, though he himself is the one
by freakyman956 August 30, 2025
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