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Sexy Sara Font

(noun), A very sexually exciting writing font that has hearts over the lower case "i". It is used most often by bubbly bodacious blondes and/ or others making fun of bubbly bodacious blondes.
Jackie said, "Hi Kim just got your text in Sexy Sara Font about the bitchie busty blonde bartender."
by kerb-stirer February 1, 2019
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Fontana

Fontana is a city in west San Bernardino County (east San Bernardino County is adjacent to the states of Nevada and of Arizona).

Fontana is mostly comprised of working class housing; it has a racially & ethnically mixed population. It also has much more street gang and street drug activity than most folks would want.

Speaking of gangs, Fontana is the birthplace of a famous old gang...the Hell's Angels.

Speaking of birthplace, Kaiser Permanente Health Care began in Fontana during World War II; originally started as Employee Health for the large Kaiser Steel Mill.

When the Kaiser Steel Mill closed in the early '80's, it caused a substantial down-turn in the local economy. Parts of town became very crime-ridden, especially in the redneck "Fontucky" area.

The closed-down steel plant was later used for the location shots in the film, "Terminator 2".

The closed steel plant was dismantled & shipped to China to be reassembled for steel production in that country.

The California Speedway was built by Roger Penske on the old Steel Mill grounds...it regularly is used for NASCAR events.

It's true, there truly is a rough side to Fontana...it's not Beverly Hills, but things do happen there.
"What's the best line to pick up a meth-head chick in a bar in Fontana?...

'Nice tooth!'".
by Stargon76 July 19, 2012
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venetian fountain

when, after giving a blow job, one spits the semen back into the guy's face
Kayla: "Guess what Kelly did last night?"
Ashley: "What?"
Kayla: "She totally gave Ben a venetian fountain."
Ashley: "That shit is nasty! I hope he closed his eyes in time."
by CB1703 March 3, 2009
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Font Rage

The visceral anger typography geeks get when they see fonts in everyday life that should be banned, such as Brush Script, Papyrus and Monotype Corsiva.
This morning Patrick said, "I saw fucking Comic Sans on the Cleveland Cavaliers floor the other night and I got pissed." I could tell right away he was filled with font rage.
by AndrewMcL May 29, 2009
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Troy Fountain

A legendary pool of magical water found in Hackberry, Louisiana said to have powerful effects upon drinking from it. After taking a drink from this fountain, it is believed that the individual is ascended into an unrivaled story teller, able to create unbelievable and captivating tales.
Ah dammit, I just got 1-up'd. That guy must have visited Troy Fountain.
by westlakehand September 13, 2011
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Fontaine

adjective - American, but possessing the positive qualities of some other nations while retaining few, if any, negative qualities.
Essentially nationally androgynous.
I ain't just regular American, I'm Fontaine, bitch.
by Santokucrusader August 3, 2008
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fountain

Verb.

To consume a beverage from a bottle or carton by pouring it in your mouth without touching the opening with your lips. Usually done to prevent the spread of germs or undesired backwash.
Friend 1: Yo, I'm thirsty. Can I have some of your Mountain Dew?

Friend 2: Yeah but you better fountain it. I don't need to be drinkin' your spit.
by JackalopeJess January 27, 2013
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