Foster Daddy

When a man sleeps with women, then the women leave him to marry another man.

All these women with Jeff leave him and find their forever homes. Seems like Jeff is just a foster daddy.

by Punker1977 December 4, 2019

foster care

Gruesome
Everyday you are woken up to go to school until you graduate. They beat you with multiple forms and lock you away from the world. They put you into abusive homes on purpose so you can suffer. They take you away from parents for useless but sensible reasons but however still cause more torture. You are beaten until you can awake and watch tv shows all day long. During weekends you have to work extra hard than school and they ask the school for homework. When it is lunch time, they force you to eat your food even when you are full. The food tastes extremely bitter and 2x more sour than a lemon. They rarely ever give you treats that would be what you normally ate before being taken away. When they are finished torturing "out of love" they will put you in a abusive home and so on

It is not all foster care's fault. they just don't know what they are doing

by sick of asphixiation August 24, 2022

foster(boy)

Foster is an amazing dude that any and every girl will fall for he is amazing and often plays hard to get but he knows who he wants and will do anything to get her. He has brown hair and glasses and is a total beach bum

Girl 1: OMG who is that dude with Lauren?

Girl 2: its Foster
Girl 1: the name says it all
Foster(boy)

by Smileperson July 29, 2017

Foster The People

The guys that wrote that epic song about school shootings

“All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, you better run, better run, outrun my gun”
~Mark Foster (lead singer of Foster The People)

by sodados November 6, 2018

Foster handshake

How 'molestered' foster kids greet each other by touching each others genitals.

When Patrick met Renee, she gave him the foster handshake to make sure they could be friends.

by DeadGerbilOrphan June 26, 2008

Foster's

Australian for Kangaroo piss.

Man 1: This bar smells like Kangaroo piss!
Man 2: I guess they serve Foster's.

by Moses1988 June 11, 2006

Foster Face

A gag reflex face. The face you make when you gag unexpectedly.

While recieving his blowjob, Foster came faster than than he had anticipated, and it surprised his woman. He came so fast and unexpectedly, that SHE couldnt help but gag! We call it a "Foster Face"

by ACE'd January 20, 2008