Kairu's Farts

Something so toxic that when you inhale it you will die. The worst part is that his farts are silent but deadly that means you wont know he farted until it is too late. If Kairu says he farted just accept your fate and die to the fart.

Example of Kairu's Farts:
Guys run Kairu farted its gonna go nuclear.
Also
Guys if Kairu farts run for you lives.

by BigBoiLeague A May 30, 2019

Mom Farts

Farts that come out of your mother, usually they tend to be really loud. Note that Mom Farts do not smell whatsoever. The reason behind this has not been discovered yet.Mom farts happen when you least expect them. Although a common time for them to occur is when something very exciting happens.

also, Mom's try to deny the fact that they had just farted.

Jigglypuff: WTF Mom, did you just fart?
Mom: No.. What give's you that idea son?

Mom Farts

by TuttiPudd April 22, 2009

Fartsy

To perform a 'Courtesy' for royalty but at the same time release some natural gas!

After collecting her OBE from the Queen, Jane stated to Nicki; "As I accepted my award from Her Royal Highness the Queen , I think I let a "Fartsy" go!

by Stickwood1 April 23, 2010

snuggle farts

The farts you have after snuggling with your significant other that you have not gotten comfortable enough with to fart next too. Usually very loud and stinky farts and done after you leave.

Man, AJ I got the bad case of snuggle farts!

by Kotta120 August 8, 2014

stale farts

a fart that doesn't leave it's position, meaning it stays in its original x and y fart coordinates and has unmatched smell strength properties compared to regular farts.

(farts in room)
(10 minutes later)
yo dis smell aint goin away bro, u got sum stale farts up in this bitch

by pseudoderp June 13, 2014

MIXED MARTIAL FARTS

THE WINNING MOVE IN A CAGE FIGHT ITS WHEN THEY ARE IN ONE OF THEIR SWEAT COVERED CRAPPLING MOVES ROLLING AROUND LIKE TWO QUERRS TRYING TO FIND A HOLE TO FUCK AND AT JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT ALMOST NINJA LIKE ONE OF THEM FARTS MAKING THEIR RIVAL PASS OUT DUE TO LACK OF OXYGEN THATS WHAT MIXED MARTIAL FARTS IS A TRUE SPORT FOR THE BRAIN DEAD

MAN DID YOU SEE THAT DOUBLE FIST AND THAT CHOKE THE CHICKEN MOVE HE USED FOLLOWED BY A HOT RECTAL BLAST TO THE FACE NOW THATS TRUE TALENT I LOVE WATCHN MIXED MARTIAL FARTS ITS A GAS

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 22, 2011

for ts

A common and useful way to tag posts on tumblr. The 'ts' stands for 'tumblr savior', a third party app which lets users hide posts which contain certain words or phrases. If someone is tagging with a word (or phrase) followed by 'for ts', they are making sure that followers who have the word 'saviored' will not see their post, while also preventing their post from appearing on the larger (and often much more cluttered) tag that exists for the word itself.

'#glee for ts' rather than '#glee'

'#teen wolf for ts' rather than '#teen wolf'

by Fortuitous Pineapple Man September 23, 2012