Now the best car company in the world since the Japanese believe they can make perfect cars by divine right while Ford over here actually started building quality cars.
person 1: My Ford Fusion has 500,000 miles on it and its still running like new.
person 2: the gas pedal in my Camry got stuck and i crashed into a tree
person 2: the gas pedal in my Camry got stuck and i crashed into a tree
by andy 3 February 21, 2010
An American car company, started by the entepreneur Henry Ford in the Detroit, Michigan area in the early 20th century. The name "FORD" is for many people an acronym in various forms:
Figure On Repairs Daily
Fix Or Repairs Daily
Found On the Road Dead
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dishwasher
and on a positive angle:
First On Race Day
Figure On Repairs Daily
Fix Or Repairs Daily
Found On the Road Dead
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dishwasher
and on a positive angle:
First On Race Day
My second car was a Ford Fairmont. Because it had a V4 engine it took a few seconds to accelerate, but once it "clicked" it took off like a bat out of hell. Maybe it wasn't First On Race Day but maybe Fourth or Fifth On Race Day. It got me going. It never behaved like the negative acronyms suggest. It performed quite nicely.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 15, 2007
F ucked
O ver
R ebuilt
D odge
F ound
O n
R oad
D ead
F ucked
O n
R ace
D ay
F ucker
O nly
R uns
D ownhill
(Backwards)
D river
R eturns
O n
F oot
O ver
R ebuilt
D odge
F ound
O n
R oad
D ead
F ucked
O n
R ace
D ay
F ucker
O nly
R uns
D ownhill
(Backwards)
D river
R eturns
O n
F oot
by Red Dog August 17, 2005
Fellowship of Ring Damage. Gentry of an Antipodean background who form a friendship with a trader associated with large losses on his trading portfolio. Normally associated with regular late night drinking & arrivals in the office the next morning of a tardy nature.
by Craig Smyth September 29, 2004
Oldest American Automobile Manufacturer. Only remaining Automobile company that is still finacially solvent.
by CHAKTO deGuyre February 05, 2010
A shitty automibile company that sells so many cars because whenever somebody gets suckered into buying one it breaks down two months later and they have to buy another one!
by lance penney September 06, 2006
Spanish for piece of shit.
by ACKlck August 30, 2010