brooke myself

the act of fucking yourself...but censored

"i brooke myself allllllllllll the time."

"every time i brooke myself, someone catches me!"

by b-rock26 August 14, 2008

chilling with myself

instead of chilling with you friends, you take the day to just jerk off.

bro #1: "Yo, we hanging out today?" bro #2: "Not today, man. I think ill just be chilling with myself." bro #1: "Okay, tomorrow then."

by arcade guy November 09, 2011

Crazy for myself

"Crazy for myself" is a line out of the BTS song "home". It is a line sang by the beautiful, gorgeous, amazing, wonderful, angel-like, too hot, bias-wrecking, charming member Kim Taehyung also known as V or Taetae. It has become a widespread meme which popped up in mid 2019.

CRAZY FOR MYSELF Jeo mun-eul yeolmyeon mwodeun da doel geoscheoleom
Machi museun bonttaeleul boyeojul geoscheoleom
Jib-eul naseossji

by pluschka August 26, 2019

Finish myself

V. To masturbate. To pleasure oneself.

“I’m gonna finish myself.”

by sillykangaroo February 21, 2020

gayed myself

When you accidentally pierce your right ear instead of your left.

Male #1 - I just gayed myself by accidentally piercing the right ear, what do I do??
Male #2 - Pierce the other one?

by NotGayBro February 05, 2018

drop myself

Another way to talk about committing suicide

" I just wanna drop myself, you know? "

by Gothic Husband March 21, 2021

hammer myself

1. When you're about to participate in the act of an extremely good tugging

2. What you tell someone when you're about to participate in wild masterbation / annialating yourself sexually

Guys, I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm going to hop on xnxx and throw on an orgasm compilation and just absolutely hammer myself.

I'm so horny for a ravaging I'm going to turn on bukkake porn and hammer myself until I splooge right into the carpet.

by TwonnyTrash November 15, 2015