fonejanear

((phone - ja -near))
*someone who can figure out anything about just about any phone;;

if they dont already know it it wont take them long to learn

jimmy - i got this new phone and i cant work it

johnny - take it to brandon he's a phreakin fonejanear

by <3 breanna nicole June 22, 2010

foner

a person who fakes being a stoner so that they can look like a big guy

-"man i'm so fukin zaked"
-"no ur not you foner"

by mark palmer March 16, 2004

foner boner

when a guy thinks he has a boner but doesn't.
Foner boners are usually bragged about.
Also try boner

guy1: Im so hard right now.
guy2: no,dude, you just have a foner boner.
guy1: oh...

by livvvvvvv February 14, 2008

Foner

A FO boner. FO meaning fake or partial, boner meaning erection.

Guy in class: God damn foner! When will it stop??

by DEEEEEEJJJ December 9, 2008

fonejacker

the biggest pile of crap of a tv show ever, with the same puns over and over again, and it's kinda racist.

Oh god, fonejacker's on again, turn it off!!!

by chrisity October 20, 2008

Foner

When someone has a boner for their cell phone. ie: they are obsessed with it, love it, can't stop raving about it, etc.

Alex has a real foner for his new Samsung Galaxy NoteII. He won't shut up about it.

by LBsee March 19, 2013

foner

when you get a huge massive boner from looking at a oily phone

that oily phone gives me such a foner

by jon nourse March 18, 2005