nick foles

A second string Quarterback who went on to replace michael vick after the latter had suffered a hamstring injury. In three games he broke or tied almost all of the records set by that faggot peyton manning earlier in the season. Statistically the best quarterback in the NFL as of this entry.

Bronco's fan: Peyton manning is the best quarterback in the NFL, herp derp *starts touching his own dick*

Nick Foles: *matches record for most TD's in one game, sets all time highest QB rating average for a single month, on the way to breaking the QB rating record for a season and is two touchdown passes away from breaking the record for most touchdown passes without an interception*

Bronco's fan: *sets self on fire*

by CowboysSuck December 2, 2013

figleaf

(METAPHOR) relatively transparent ruse to hide something embarrassing behind something good, or something neutral. For example, a man may attempt to hit on a woman by attempting to get her involved in bible study. The woman would ordinarily find being hit on disagreeable or even offensive, so the man conceals his intentions as something considered good.

Comes from the tradition of Renaissance artists using figleaves to conceal the genitalia of nude subjects.

During the lead up to the invasion of Iraq, neoconservatives used concern for the the welfare of Iraqis under Saddam's oppressive rule as a figleaf for their bloodlust.

by Primus Intra Pares July 25, 2010

Fegley

A slang term for the act of firmly squeezing your butt cheeks together to prevent bowel release, to the point that you cannot hold back anymore and you discharge fecal matter into your pants. The result is often associated with a carrot-like scent.

Aww dude, if I don't get to the bathroom quick, I'm totally gonna fegley myself.

by Beans2000 February 23, 2011

foglog

A hollow log that typically resides in fog or light mist. Recent rumours circulated suggesting they could be sentient lifeforms with an IQ of over 145, but all evidence points towards them being inanimate objects.

During a mushroom shortage Bob Geldolf sat on a foglog whilst visiting Gibralta. (Extract from The Daily Telegraph)

by theyarecomingforyou April 10, 2005

Fogee

A punjabi slang word refering to a person of military backround; whether this be current or past.

1. "My uncle is a retired fogee"
2. "Are you going to join the fogee's"

by Sir Loyd Banks June 4, 2011

Fogged Deh

When someone sends like (Joe Swec) and is "fucking down"

Someone ripping a lip chino and heading to Zynbabwe. They are considered fogged deh

by DEHHHHHHH May 1, 2023

Skull Fogger

An event that causes overwhelming sensations, resulting in a hazy recollection of any actual details.

I don't even remember leaving Andy's Hallowe'en party. Talk about a real Skull Fogger.

by Zombi3 November 23, 2007