fobbit

Somebody who lives on Facebook, a Facebook hobbit, thus fobbit. Every pejorative form of the traditional use of fobbit is implied.

Selfies. All that thot does is selfies on facebook. She claims they are "cute", but wtf is "cute" about hanging your tits out in a sexually suggestive "selfie" or your sweater udders?! That bitch a fobbit.

by subsidence June 17, 2018

Fobbing

the act of simultaneous penetration of a third person (male or female)by two others.

Nigel casually remarked to steve as they were fobbing.'damn my ends tight, hows yours?' steve replied, 'sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch' as they 'spit roasted' big lucy between them.

by Chin Riley July 20, 2007

fobbler

A really smart person, genius, innovator. Someone who’s ahead of the times.

Have you seen Richard Branson's new spaceship? He's a total fobbler.

by iLikeWords September 3, 2012

foBBIT llee

one who swears excessively

dude that guy over there's a fuckin fobbit llee

by chillinazndragon February 26, 2003

foobie

a term originated by me, describing my equally un-intelligent friends, or retarded people.

"Get back on the short bus you foobie."

by GOAT July 25, 2003

fobbit

A fobbit is essentially a fabulous hobbit.In other words a hobbit that is so laddleit can only be acurately described as a fobbit.

Crouching fobbit; hidden weinus is a powerful and deadly kung-fu style.

by ill jesus March 30, 2005

fobbed

To have your day somehow delayed by the idiocy and/or rudeness of a fob.

The fobs ask the box office cashiers about popurar movies with a long line behind them. We all got fobbed.

by Downvoting Victim September 9, 2006