flip flopper

a scene guy who wears flip flops to shows.

Typical attire:
- Tight, flared leg girl pants
- Norma Jean shirt
- Bandana as headband, but in the middle of the head close to scalp, with hair in eyes, and back of hair messy.
- Scarves
- Messenger bag
- Cigarette

Look at that flip flopper, get him in the pit and kick his ass!

by xHUNTERxEDGEx December 10, 2008

Peanut Flopper

When some sharts themselves, and it comes out their pant leg, falling to the floor.

Paul-"That dude laughed so hard he shit himself!" Matt- "Yeah, he is a total peanut flopper."

by Mike Matt-ka September 2, 2010

squash flopper

One who shits down his pants leg while walkin' downtown.

Here comes Mr. Squash Flopper again!

by Bitch Whistle February 23, 2011

Human flypaper

(Trigger Warning) Human flypaper is a leather couch that one sits on with full skin contact for a long period of time, when the foolish one finally decides to get up their skin sticks to the leather almost flencing them in the process.

Jimbob sits shirtless, his hairy back firmly planted in an insidious human flypaper apparatus of leathery evil while binge-watching "Sex and the City" for hours, then he decides to get a pizza so he stands up and starts screaming.

by hadoukentotheface May 28, 2020

Popper Flopper

when you use a Funko POP™ for anal pleasure (shove it up your ass)

Check out my display of popper floppers!

by Gaytheist69 September 2, 2020

german flopper

Those obscence and uncouth german penises that are big even when not hard and just flop around like dying fish taken out of the ocean

"Leo has this ridonkulous german flopper, it really speaks for that german engineering"

by trojax March 2, 2023

Mr. Floppers

A ghost penis believed to belong to a man who was castrated by his wife at the end of the 19th Century for cheating on her. The residence refered to as the "Sunderwind House" is located in Okonogan, Wisconsin. The ghost dick has been sighted on and off since 1926 (some sources say 1919), and is usually detected by a strange slapping sound and some other odd vocalizations. This is believed to be its way of locomotion.

The "Sunderwind House" was featured on the Discovery Channel original series "A Haunting" back in 2005. This episode was only shown once, and quickly pulled to due its phallic references. Mr. Floppers was portrayed as an overripe blurred out banana resting on Victorian stairs.

In late 2005 the Sunderwind House was to be torn down, but was saved by the mayor designating it as a historical building. Protesters picketed the razing of the structure with signs that read "Never Stop The Flop"

My favorite ghost story of all time has to be the one about Mr. Floppers, the phantasm dick.

by SpindalisZena September 3, 2013