Floridian Papatims

Giant male boobs the size of hot air balloons

My best friend has a gigantic set of Floridian Papatims

by baconcheesestick May 14, 2025

Floridian Pregame

It's like a normal pregame, but instead of alcohol, it's crack.

"Yo, you wanna come with us to the Floridian Pregame?"
"Nah, I'll just stick with the booze for now, thanks."

by Holt's V-Raptor March 6, 2022

Pulling a Floridian

Doing some dumb or fucked up shit that could be done By a person from and/or living in the State of Florida

Cletus: “Gawdamn man I was huntin’ For some gator and shot marge in the arm”
Bo: “Aw shit cuz that’s Pulling a Floridian right there”

by PinkPantherPapa February 25, 2018

FLORIDIAN CRACKHEADS

TRIN AND KAYY😂👎(people who live in florida and are rockmonsters )

"You guys need to stop, you are acting like floridian crackheads"- kyndall

by KYNDALL71818(ON.IG) June 30, 2019

Floridian Blackout

The act of having two African American men double penetrating a white man then quickly pulling out and thrusting each penis into the white mans eyes.

Porsche is currently experiencing a Floridian Blackout.

by Mister first class January 11, 2021

floridian

a derogatory term to describe a retard

Jeff: timmy is a Floridian
Casper: he's from Idaho?
Jeff: like a retard

by hugedickrandy August 16, 2025

Floridian Cereal

When you eat alligator and purposefully vomit, then pour that vomit down your sexual partner's anus before proceeding to drink it out of the aforementioned oriface.

"I had some Floridian cereal out of my girlfriend yesterday; it was SOOOO hot!"

by EV4014 March 2, 2024