Floppy Pizza

My pizza slice seems to look not normal as I'm scarred to eat it in public as I get uncomfortable on what they may say, this may just be me? I would like to know if it is an normal looking pizza slice and If I have floppy dough please be honest as I would like to know what is normal and if I'm just hiding it away for no reason thank you for your help also my slice looks very not normal please take a look

I have a floppy pizza... I fold my floppy pizza to eat it comfortable and efficiently...

by krielgasm January 16, 2017

floppy dingo

a non-erect penis, very common in sporting events, when the penis is uncontrollably flopping around.

At yesterday's game, my Floppy Dingo was getting in the way of my three point shot.

by "Cronky" December 27, 2008

Floppy Arnold

A term that can be both an adjective and a noun. It typically refers to boys dicks in a negative way, but also can be used to describe boys in a negative way as a whole. Similar to limp noodle boy.

"Spencer is such a floppy arnold"

"Paul has a floppy arnold"

by Gabaya Alderidge December 13, 2018

floppy muffin

When a female grabs a man's penis at roughly the 1/2 point of the shaft then proceeds to make a circular motion on the helmet with the palm of her hand... making a once floppy muffin a hard muffin.

"Yo, Meg Ryan gives the best floppy muffin Ever."

"I was at this party and some girl was handing out floppy muffins left and right."

by jeffdhall April 9, 2009

Floppy Hammer

When a guy has half a boner, but it is not all the way hard. Girls, if this happens to your mate, you better step it up bitches.

Peter: Dude, she only gave me a floppy hammer. What the hell?

by Furry Faggot November 19, 2010

Floppy Eagle

When a woman is on her knees pleasuring four men simultaneously from her ass, her mouth, as well as her left and right hand. Because she doesn't have her hands on the floor for leverage, this uncoordinated act resembles a gagging eagle in flight flapping it's wings struggling for balance.

As an act of true patriotism the drunk skank choked on his toy soldier while three other troops skewered that floppy eagle from every direction.

by Mark Geezee January 16, 2007

floppy disk

when you have a 3.5 inch, 1.44 mb pre-formatted, double sided, high density wang with 135 tracks per inch. if you experience problems, call technical support. please, treat your floppy disk with respect. it's a very technical piece of equipment.

after a nice hard drive, i showed her my floppy disk.

by Estafon September 27, 2005