Floomer

Offensive Slang; Vagina

The Donkey had a large floomer

by Mr. Ellis June 20, 2005

flooner

An annoying, dumbfounded person who has no idea of anything and usually acts as if they have a mental disorder.

Bella called Micah a flooner after he had gotten into a silly fistfight with a man at the bar.

by fonnerbooner January 31, 2016

flooper

One (most commonly a girl) whom bends her back and licks the anal sphincter to allocate an easy insertion of the penis.

"I was doing this girl in the butt, when it got dry, she flooped herself and I pounded it the rest of the night."

"I hope this prostitute is a flooper, because I forgot my anal lube!"

"Iv'e been known to hit it with some nasty-ass floopers in my day."

by B-nasty son February 17, 2008

Floozed

Under the influence of Cannabis, Stoned, "Mash-up"

Raasss boi!!! Im feelin' kinda floozed innit!!!

by Matthew Layton aKa 'Infamous J' April 12, 2004

Floozesque

What a girl tries to add to her appearance to make herself think she's attractive, when she really just looks like a flooze.

Floozesque girls wear heavy-duty eyeshadow, non-functioning belts that sit on their backside, heels that are impossible to walk in, and painted-on clothing

by Telepast October 31, 2008

flooper

An adorable, kind, fluffy creature with long ears. Derived from floofer and flopper.

N'aww, that bunny's a real flooper!

by floobs nummi October 12, 2019

Floofer

A man or a woman that is ultra New-ager. Like coaches, self proclaimed gurus/ teachers of "Spiritual" subjects. They usually call themselves magicians, mystics or gurus.

This guy is such a floofer trying to teach ancient Egyptian mysteries.

by MazziD July 21, 2022