Floopert

A mix between a Floot and a Rupert.

Yo, that guy looks like a floopert

by SabasNetwork February 17, 2009

Floopered

Messing up in an unexpected way, and juggling to correct it and still messing up.
Botching an intention; trying to correct it and botching it unexpectedly worse.
Forgetting something, to only bring something horribly inappropriate which seemed ok at the time.

Flustered + Pooped It = Floopered
"I fucked that shit up..."
an "...oh fuck..." moment because you caused it.

Janice was pouring through a funnel, quickly noticed the funnel was going to over-pour and in a fluster corrects the funnel for no good reason and ends up spilling everything everywhere "I really floopered that one".

Rodney was attempting to catching a football, juggles the catch towards the ground, trips and eats shits "I floopered that one".

Floop – Flooped – Floopered

by Nyn January 5, 2018

flooded the woods

the phrase comes from the stereotype that lesbian women like to go camping in the woods. While in the woods they presumably engage in sexual intercourse which leads to the "flooding".

Taylor: What did you do last weekend?
Jackie: I went camping with Jessica and we flooded the woods.

by Michael Holer March 19, 2019

Shit-floored

The act of becoming so intoxicated that you take a shit on your own floor.

Man, Brogan was so shit-floored last night. His room smells terrible.

by Freshman from dadisman March 29, 2011

flooper

One (most commonly a girl) whom bends her back and licks the anal sphincter to allocate an easy insertion of the penis.

"I was doing this girl in the butt, when it got dry, she flooped herself and I pounded it the rest of the night."

"I hope this prostitute is a flooper, because I forgot my anal lube!"

"Iv'e been known to hit it with some nasty-ass floopers in my day."

by B-nasty son February 17, 2008

fooped

when you start to fart and end up poopin, unlike shart where you think it's a fart but it's a wet shit.

Mike had some bad gas, and by the look on his face you could clearly see he fooped.

by cheapshot May 13, 2006

Floozed

Under the influence of Cannabis, Stoned, "Mash-up"

Raasss boi!!! Im feelin' kinda floozed innit!!!

by Matthew Layton aKa 'Infamous J' April 12, 2004