flopportunity

an opportune situation to take one's penis out

While his date was in the bathroom freshening up, Patrick decided to seize the flopportunity to show her what he's working with.

by adnasty July 28, 2012

flomp

like a glomp but it doesn't knock you on your ass

* nobby flomps #zirc / (incubus_chick): keke / (incubus_chick): MASSFLOMPING

by Igor July 6, 2004

Flomper

When something out of the ordinary happens to pop out/up. Can be used to describe anything that's floppy. Anything that suprises you can be described as a flomper/fwomper.

Looking at your moms ass gave me a flomper.
Did you see it when that girls tats popped out? What a flomper.

by West mo fo sho November 16, 2004

Flomo

A FLaming hOMOsexual. Always male, almost always skinny, in tight, too small and unattractive clothing.

Wullfe: Damn man, is that a dude with a dude camel-toe?
Thom: Nah man, that's a flomo!

by Wullfe/Thom July 16, 2008

Gi-gon-bon-flopolies

The largest form of breasts

As the lady was jogging, her gi-gon-bon-flopolies smacked her chin.

by JK RAWRLING June 30, 2011

flomp

The sound an erect penis does when it is liberated from the pants.

Boy unzips. Flomp!
Girl (mouthing it): Oh my! Hear that 'flomp'.

by NeverMindWho April 18, 2006

Flompy

A particularly lame odd state of existence.

"His giggling protuberances make him a flompy bastard"

by matthew C. mccarty January 18, 2009