float rider

descriptive term which provides the highest form of praise for the beauty of a young woman

Paul's girlfriend was a float rider , his sister was not.

by sheila in the car June 7, 2009

Roach Float

A pool float that floats above the water so as to keep the roach from getting wet.

Johnny you better put the roach float on its float so it doent fall in the pool and get wet you high motherfucker.

by fuckinghighasshit333 July 22, 2011

Floating pie

When an older woman goes swimming and forgets the
bottom of her bathing suit. While she's under water
her floppy vagina floats to the surface.

also known as:
the hovering cake
the soaring patty
the unsinkable muffin

Where's grandma? I've been looking for hours
and can't find her. What's that? It looks like a floating pie. Wait a minute, that's grandma! I found her!

by rhpsmann July 19, 2009

brain float

/noun/ an expression used for a person currently undergoing brain loading and is unable to process anything as of the moment.

Can you please repeat the statement? I was having a brain float!

by ineedadiamondring October 9, 2021

Floating 69

When two people are floating in the water and are also performing 69

“Did you see the video of Joseph and Irene performing floating 69 the other day?”

by 🅱️eamo29 March 23, 2021

Sink or Float

A question asked to men asking whether or not their dick sinks or floats in a bathtub. Women have still not received the same answer... some men say float, others say sink.

Girl: Does it sink or float?
Guy: it sinks

Girl: Does it sink or float?

Guy: oh it definitely floats

by igotchudontworry November 4, 2019

Float Daze

Days that you meet up with friends and float your local river.

Large group of drunks floating down a river.

That moment when you're floating the river on a perfect sunny day and you've drank just the right amount of alcohol.

Based off the infamous river float group from Macon Ga. The group Float Daze originated in spring of 2016 with a group of friends drinking and floating the Ocmulgee River every weekend.

Make sure you get enough beer for Float Daze tomorrow.

by Dazed River February 21, 2017