toilet law firm

a law firm, usually specializing in insurance defense, that hires graduates of TTT law schools and pays them poor wages and deducts their health insurance premiums from their paychecks. these firms are often discussed on sites like JDjive and xoxohth because they are considered the worst law firms to work for in a given city.

each year, the Golden Toilet Award is presented to the toilet law firm in New York City with the most mouthbreather behavior for that year.

by sginsberg February 17, 2007

Flim-Flammed

Flim-Flammed Verb: see fucked

Man you got Flim-Flammed

by Pimp J.C. May 11, 2003

firm stool

When all hell breaks loose in your toilet. Your shit is harder then coal up John Maddens ass-hole which sucks because you really gotta pinch it off. When it makes impact with the water, it sinks to the bottom and makes a *clunk* sound and you experience everlasting euphoria.

Man, when i got home i had a firm stool
Man, when i listen to Mike Jones I have a firm stool on contact
This guy behind me looks like hes having a firm stool, better let him pass

by Pink Panthers September 21, 2005

flimace

the exact opposite of a grimace,a facial expresion of exitement and happieness

did you see shifty get speared last night, it made me flimace

by ski unit February 11, 2007

Firmly

1.) Deffinatley, surely
2.) Showing great sureness in an event.

Gril 1: You firmly talked about me behind my back, bitch!

Girl 2: Bitch, pleasee! I firmly didn't!

by Bertha Marie July 7, 2011

firm

Meaning final price in terms of selling things. Used on Facelist and sometimes Craigslist. If you sell something at firm it means you will go no higher and no lower, it is your final price.

Guy 1 - *Selling a pair of shoes for $30*
Guy 2 - "Will you go down to 20?"
Guy 1 - "No, $30 firm."

by finalpricebitch August 27, 2012

firman

the coolest mofocka alive...

That pimpass is firmaning it... shieet.

by FIRE FIRE June 6, 2003