finfluencer

A social media influencer who claims to have a large following but their post engagement and view numbers are pathetically low, below 10:1 follower-to-like ratio. They have loads of sketchy follower accounts that look hacked or fake af. Their bot/bought followers are following thousands of other finfluencers and have no real followers themselves.

Have you seen that Mikey guy's parkour account on Insta? He's a finfluencer. He's got 36,000 followers but his posts get less than 300 likes and 1,000 video views. All the comments are bots saying swag like they were coded in 2013. Dude can't even leap over a sewer drain without eating pavement.

by pumpkinroti February 1, 2019

cling fling

A fling where one of the two involved turns out to be a clinger. Person #1 just planned on having a one time fling and person #2 is a stage 5 clinger.

"Man, I had a one-night stand with a girl on spring break and it turned out to be to a 'cling fling' -- she won't stop txting and calling me!"

by bobbybo137 March 28, 2009

Flingering

Lifting a girl by her vagina and throwing her.

"Dude I was in a mosh pit and I threw this girl right over the barrier"

"No way"

"Yeah, It was a total flingering"

by R.Dog April 28, 2013

flingamajig

A short-term relationship on which one does not wish to explain/elaborate/remember. Often used in a dismissive manner.

Girl #1: "Hey, what ever happened with you and Julian?"
Girl #2: "Oh, it was just a flingamajig."
Girl #1: "Too bad...Like my new shoes?" (or other change of subject)

by Jaded girls December 9, 2008

Fling Wing

Rotory wing aircraft; Helicopter. Normally used in conjuction with the term "Phlyer", or "Driver", meaning "pilot". May originate with a cartoon drawn by Capt. Ed Cooke and which accompanies a popular article by Harry Reasoner, "Helicopter Pilots Are Different."

"So, are you a fling wing driver or a fixed-wing assassin?"

by Dukester5 December 18, 2008

Fling Flong

I woman that thinks she knows everything is a FLING FLONG

You don't know shit you FLING FLONG

by Fling flong go May 23, 2018

Fainfairy

Literally the most amazing person I’ve ever met. She’s very sweet too, she’s the type person you’d immediately love at first sight. She’s so beautiful and kind words cannot even explain how glad I am to be friends with her. Best mutal ever, I’m not even exaggerating when I say this. I love her sm. 🙁💖

fainfairy? yes she’s the most amazing, beautiful, sweetest kindhearted person I’ve ever met.

do I love her? ofc I do, best online friend ever!

by heartsyd November 19, 2021