A condition commonly seen in fridges of single people, and people living as roommates, in which the fridge contains 237 half-empty condiment jars, leftover pizza and takeout, and not much else.
In severe cases, there may also be tupperware containers that everyone is scared to open, full of unidentified stuff that may once have been food, or dairy products that have passed their expiry dates multiple times. In these cases, it is not recommended to attempt to clean the fridge without proper biohazard gear.
Bachelor fridge is usually more of a cyclical phenomenon than a permanent state. People who suffer from bachelor fridge often go through phases where they buy real groceries and cook meals, alternating with periods of bachelor fridge.
In severe cases, there may also be tupperware containers that everyone is scared to open, full of unidentified stuff that may once have been food, or dairy products that have passed their expiry dates multiple times. In these cases, it is not recommended to attempt to clean the fridge without proper biohazard gear.
Bachelor fridge is usually more of a cyclical phenomenon than a permanent state. People who suffer from bachelor fridge often go through phases where they buy real groceries and cook meals, alternating with periods of bachelor fridge.
Roommate 1: We have a bad case of bachelor fridge.
Roommate 2: I was thinking we should clean the fridge, throw out all the rotten stuff, and then go buy groceries and cook ourselves a nice dinner.
Roommate 1: Nah, I'm too tired. Let's just order pizza.
Roommate 2: I was thinking we should clean the fridge, throw out all the rotten stuff, and then go buy groceries and cook ourselves a nice dinner.
Roommate 1: Nah, I'm too tired. Let's just order pizza.
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Two days before payday Jamie was forced to perform fridge triage, and ended up with a large, festering pile of black sludge that growled when he approached, several yogurts that were only a few weeks past their expiry date, and a perfectly edible stick of celery.
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Get the fridge protector mug.the word flodge is a spelling derivation of the word flauge which is a shortened/slightly altered version of the word "camouflage".
the word gained popularity especially amongst american hiphop culture and is used mainly as a verb to describe someone lying, hiding, fronting or masking a truth or event.
flodge is often used as an alternate spelling of "flauge", as it is easier to pronounce. To those simply hearing the word, without knowing the origin (derived from camouflage) of the word, flodge proves to be a more logical spelling.
the word gained popularity especially amongst american hiphop culture and is used mainly as a verb to describe someone lying, hiding, fronting or masking a truth or event.
flodge is often used as an alternate spelling of "flauge", as it is easier to pronounce. To those simply hearing the word, without knowing the origin (derived from camouflage) of the word, flodge proves to be a more logical spelling.
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-sorry guys, i'm not going to be able to come to the game with you tonight because i have to stay home and do my homework.
-don't try to flodge! we all know you're just going to stay in and watch bullshit movies with your girlfriend.
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-he said that someone broke into his house and stole all of the product, but i know for a fact that he's flodging.
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-tony is such a bullshitter. everything he says is total flodge.
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-man Waterworld was such a stupid movie. the entire premise was total flodge.
-sorry guys, i'm not going to be able to come to the game with you tonight because i have to stay home and do my homework.
-don't try to flodge! we all know you're just going to stay in and watch bullshit movies with your girlfriend.
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-he said that someone broke into his house and stole all of the product, but i know for a fact that he's flodging.
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-tony is such a bullshitter. everything he says is total flodge.
eg.4
-man Waterworld was such a stupid movie. the entire premise was total flodge.
by dartmouthprescott November 18, 2009
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