Flothing

The pile of clothes, usually on the floor next to the bed, from which you might, due to a time crunch/laziness/lack of clean clothing, choose your attire for the next day.

My boyfriend showed up to dinner with my parents wearing flothing from three days ago. I so need to dump him.

by xtal-b January 12, 2010

fetching the bear

When one gay man kneels behind a large hairy gay man(see Bear), and reaches up through the Bear's legs and pulls his penis and testicles back betwixt his legs. With the Bear's pee pee facing backward the kneeling man begins to stroke him to completion. Hence Fetching the Bear.

Guy one: I bet Lou loves fetching the bear.

Guy two: I'm not sure his man's pencil dick will bend that far without snapping.
Guy one: I've seen him!

by Dumpster Dick March 24, 2017

fetching a cramp

Holy FucK! When that moment hits your colon and you have to make it to the bathroom, outhouse, woods or even trashcan.

I ate some spicy food last night and now i'm fetching a cramp!

by fetchingcramps February 10, 2019

Flenching

The action of going somewhere or do something on your own. Often used as a way to get someone away from you by mentioning he should do something on his own and leave the others alone.

Your just trash man, go flench off Sebastian.

This guy is too young for the group, he then went flenching around the park.

by mantisisgoat June 24, 2019

Fetching

A mean girls reference used as code for stealing

Omg that’s so fetch are we fetching that

by K12mimz on insta April 27, 2020

FLECHSING

The act of lazily or lackadaisically leaning on a desk. Especially with the pelvis thrusted forward. Often associated with dudes that do the “hair flip”

My boss is always flechsing on my desk when he talks to me about my work assignments.

by chevyblazer5150 April 21, 2021

fleshing out the monkey

flicking the bean, female masturbation.

Hey girl, if you need me knock first, I'll be fleshing out the monkey in my room.

by Mr_l3ertt August 13, 2024