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Feeding the Monkey

When one does something they know they shouldn't do.
Often used in poker terms, where someone calls hands they shouldn't, but applicable to several life situations.
Origins come from zoo patrons who feed the monkeys, ignoring the signs prohibiting such conduct. Usually in return the monkeys throw their feces at them.
"Wow... Patrick just lost like half his chip stack.." 'Yeah.. he keeps feeding the monkey."

"I'm so full.. but it's ALL YOU CAN EAT." "You're going to pay for it later if you keep feeding the monkey man..."
by JHall1790 January 11, 2009
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feeding roses

Guy 1: yo I got that new Bentley
Guy2 : fuck you man, you're just feeding roses
by Bensonite February 26, 2015
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Felding

Showing bald off your bald ass head
A bald man rubbing his head felding
by I’m a bald man July 12, 2019
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Fleming Funds

Originating from the Democratic Republic of the Congo, this currency is commonly used in Mrs. Fleming's biology class.
Aidan: I have so many Fleming Funds, I wipe my ass with them.

Joseph: I shit myself, I have nothing to wipe with.
by JosephPoopsHisPants69 August 25, 2022
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Fico Flexing

The mentioning of your credit score as a means to impress another person.
He's fico flexing on her.
by wsm bdv August 13, 2019
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Kaitlyn Fleming

Kaitlyn fleming is absolutely one of the kindest beings you can meet. Her charisma shines brighter than any star, and her smile is the sweetest thing you could see.

Kaitlyn Fleming's are always the only person to not see how beautiful they are, inside and out.

Shes a selfless human with such a huge heart and would do anything for a friend in a heartbeat:)

She's so independent but also deserves the most love and attention in the world. Whoever dates a Kaitlyn fleming will be so damn lucky.

She can cop any human in her life with just a few jokes and a smile, but don't be deceived by this, she's got huge standards and doesn't fall easily. If Kaitlyn has latched herself onto you and you find her paying lots of attention to you, you better pay attention to her, cause she is amazingly one of a kind to date and absolute wife, lover, and best friend material all in one!

Shes one of the most creative souls you can meet, her art, poems and music are unlike any others, and are super beautiful. Kaitlyn is so talented.

Shes such a bruh and uwu girl at the same time, she'll have you spinning and wanting more!

She descends from monkeys with listening to her favorite album, funnee monkee remix.

It doesn't really matter what you listen to when you're around Kaitlyn fleming, as she lightens and brightens any song playing, and can make a dance for absolutely anything.

She can also tie a knot with her tongue :D

Shes a gem
I love you my twin:)
Dude: "Kaitlyn Fleming is such a strong leader!"

Other Dude: "maaaaaaan yes I agree, shes so beautiful too"

Other Other Dude: "dude omg and her art is so great, did you see her latest painting on @kaitlynsketchbook on instagram??"

Other Other Other Dude: "yeah her arts great but her personality??? MAaaaaaaaaAAAAANNNN ITS AMAZING"

Other Other Other Other Dude: "are we about to... kiss?"

Other Other Other Dude: "I mean, if you say so..." *leans in for kiss*

*end scene*

"Kaitlyn Fleming really is a funky monkey!"
by eggic January 11, 2021
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COCK FEEDING

When a male feeds a living being through his penis using semen
"Hey bro I'm hungry"

"Don't worry dude I got you" *Unzips pants*

"Thanks bro that was scrumptious"

"Your welcome that was called COCK FEEDING"
by Creamothy February 6, 2023
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