flejac

A spontaneous, involuntary ejaculation from a flaccid penis as a result of a state of extreme jubilation

Daniel was so excited when he heard that he had passed his exams that he couldn't help but flejac in his corduroys.

by DNEAEHLBR November 25, 2016

flea de waltz

A traumatizing song from Danganronpa which will live in your nightmares

Saihara-chaaan look kaede is playing flea de waltz with her feet again!!!! its really annoying! Should we kill her with a hydraulic press? Oh guess the jobs finished nishinishi

by Saihara-chaan February 17, 2021

Flaataracks

A very super strong marijuana strain which includes more than 2-3 different types of OG kush with a hint of sativa. A type of super OG kush that is too strong to smoke alone.

If you want the Flaataracks, you have to call FLAATFLAAT!

by FLAATFLAAT November 8, 2021

Fleam

1) a Feldeam
2) a phlebetome (bleeding knife); phleam
3) The residual body heat left after someone or something has been sitting or sleeping for a while (by Happy Possum June 4th, 2009)

I used a fleam to help my fleam Alfred.

by Master of beargreen August 11, 2023

French Flea Market

A group of five or more, disease ridden, toothless prostitutes working the same street corner.

Well since we didn’t score at the bar tonight guess we need to head over to the south side and find tonight French Flea Market. I’ll pay $5 for a hot gummy.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2018

The fleas have reached your knees

A phrase often said by a grandmother to her grandson when she believes that he is old enough to froth girls in a sexual way.

Oh Jerry! The fleas have reached your knees I see! Who was that girl? Your girlfriend?!

by For Sure Dharmic April 20, 2019

Red dogs don’t wait for blue fleas

A phrase meaning ‘don’t wait around for something that isn’t good for you’

1: what are you doing?
2: waiting for graham
1: why are you waiting on him, I’ve told you he’s not good for you
2: he is 30 minutes late...
1: red dogs don’t wait for blue fleas

by King Maximus November 12, 2020