fleet flaw

a type of toy used for kids who can't spell their own names

Spell your name, Billy.
B-R-W-A-L-T-Y
Take your fleet flaw.

by SimDevoSlipknot May 25, 2016

Fifty Flaw

The Fifty Flaw sais if there is 50% chance of something going bad and 50% chance of something going good the bad thing will always happen to you. "It's almost like there is 100% chance of everything going wrong." The acceptance of this "flaw" as plausible is often based on personal experience. It's a very moderate pessimistic claim nothing extreme.

-50% of men get cancer.
-Guess i'll die. Fifty Flaw.

by NotBadIntent August 26, 2018

flaw porn

a "warts and all" aesthetic wherein flaws are consciously embraced rather than selectively eliminated - in contrast to glam glossy Kardashian-esque perfection. can apply not just to women, but also to art, advertising, music etc. Shared ethos with audio vérité.

This girl just posted a picture of herself on instagram in lighting that draws attention to her cellulite . Real flaw porn pioneer right here.

This song is like flaw porn to my ears! I love how they just left the plosives and voice cracks in. Fuck perfection.

by truetreat February 15, 2023

Flawed Mangoes

A goated guitar artist, with the most relaxing riffs and tunes you will ever hear.

-Flawed Mangoes is the best artist ever!

by guy in the walls January 11, 2024

Megan’s Flaw

Megan’s flaw. a rebuttal to Hiss.

P1: Did you hear that line in hiss? “Megan’s Law” It was really good!

P2: No but I heard Megan’s flaw.

by ashyash January 31, 2024

overly flawed

An ironic term used when someone who doesn’t believe in something has no explanation for it when in fact their logic for not believing in it is itself flawed.

Person 1 “I don’t believe in star signs bro, the horoscopes are overly flawed”

Person 2 “Nah Bro, by not believing you are in effect believing”

by Wordfreak101 April 23, 2023

flawed recollection

flawed recollection. When you reference something from your past memory,

& discover in the future,
that what you distinctly recollect,

is now,
somehow,

a very different set of occurrences.

AKA inaccurate recall

Although Gloria swore on her mother's soul, that she remembered every detail of the day in question, her flawed recollection became crystal clear once other reliable witnesses unanimously presented statements to the contrary of Gloria's account.

by GonnaBeFoggy October 2, 2022