Flaring Uterus

It is the equivalent to a male boner but is used to refer to a female having a bonar. For slang it is referred to as having a FU.

I saw this super cute boy and I have a huge flaring uterus right now.

by AmyandKim April 24, 2011

flagging

The act of anal sex when the receiving person does not want to participate, but is willing to do so for their partner.

They were flagging last night because it was his birthday.

by JB76238 April 4, 2010

flarping

The act of cock blocking a random hook-up... especially when one is desperate and looking to get some.

"No flarping allowed tonight! I'm desperate and haven't gotten any in months!"

by flarpflarpyflarpington November 6, 2009

Flauging

When some fugly ass hoe is all up on you and thinks that you want her.

Bob: "Yo Steve did you have a good time at the party last night?"

Steve: "I would've if this dumb bitch hadn't been flauging me all night"

by NeverFlauged July 3, 2009

flagging

Noun. The art of shamelessly removing a Yelp! thread because one is thin-skinned and too much of a candy ass to handle adult themes.

Related word: flaggot, i.e one who "flags."

\(*o*)/

Dude, that candy ass flagged my thread less than 30 minutes after I posted it! I can't believe this shameless flagging! What a thin-skinned flaggot.

by Tommy243 January 25, 2011

Flarking

The sexual act of urinating onto/into someones eye.

Hey baby, have you ever tried flarking before?

by Puedro September 29, 2014

flarting

Failing + Flirting = Flarting

An attempt at flirting, but a failed attempt.

Usually performed by those who cannot find the right words to say, can't break ice, or just aren't that attractive (physically or emotionally) to the point that their words lose good meaning.

Male A: Hey girl, I'm a guy, you're a gal, lets mate tonight.
Female A: Uh...
Male B: Dude stop flarting, you're embarrassing yourself.

Male A: Oh hello (attempts to grin, appears unsettling)
Female A: Oh.... Hi? (runs)
Male A: Wow, I should really stop flarting.

by MassGuru April 28, 2011