buffalo flapjack

this is the act of filling ones asshole with maple syrup, full stick of butter, whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and sprinkles. Then, eating out said asshole and spitting into their mouth.

Michael got a buffalo flapjack after disobeying Michelle's request to give her a gapping geyser.

by KPP, ROFLCOPTER, JACKSKACHUCK January 31, 2010

flapjack and a cigarette

the action of vigorous titty fuck which includes the union of flapjacks(big saggy breasts) and a short thin pecker

"Bob, when was the last time you had a flapjack and a cigarette with your girlfriend?"

by weasel April 23, 2005

Dingleberry flapjack

When you poop in a bowl of syrup and mix it around and then you place it on your partners stomach and lay on them turning the mixture into the shape of a flapjack

Hey let's make some dingleberry flapjacks

by Jessicazappia May 19, 2016

buttah on flapjacks

All over it, got it covered

Don't worry, I'm on it like buttah on flapjacks.

by LumpyTripe May 15, 2014

flapjacks

much the same as Hangy tits, flapjacks are large breasts (seemingly large, anyhow) that fall past the bellybutton when freed from their restraints. Usually veiny, with nipples pointing southward.

Bob: Damn, she's got some tig ol' bitties.
Bill: Nah, I'll bet they're flapjacks.

by jerkamiah666 May 12, 2007

fapjacket

A over sized jacket worn to conceal the crotch area used to cover up public masterbation

Dude I was bored in school today so I just jerked off in class cause I wore my fapjacket.

by fistpirate12 December 18, 2011

flapjack

the overhanging fat on a woman's belly usually after she has kids

i don't see your cesarean scar? lift up my flapjack and you will see it.

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012