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buffalo flapjack

this is the act of filling ones asshole with maple syrup, full stick of butter, whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and sprinkles. Then, eating out said asshole and spitting into their mouth.
Michael got a buffalo flapjack after disobeying Michelle's request to give her a gapping geyser.
by KPP, ROFLCOPTER, JACKSKACHUCK January 31, 2010
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flapjack and a cigarette

the action of vigorous titty fuck which includes the union of flapjacks(big saggy breasts) and a short thin pecker
"Bob, when was the last time you had a flapjack and a cigarette with your girlfriend?"
by weasel April 23, 2005
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Dingleberry flapjack

When you poop in a bowl of syrup and mix it around and then you place it on your partners stomach and lay on them turning the mixture into the shape of a flapjack
Hey let's make some dingleberry flapjacks
by Jessicazappia May 19, 2016
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buttah on flapjacks

by LumpyTripe May 15, 2014
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flapjacks

much the same as Hangy tits, flapjacks are large breasts (seemingly large, anyhow) that fall past the bellybutton when freed from their restraints. Usually veiny, with nipples pointing southward.
Bob: Damn, she's got some tig ol' bitties.
Bill: Nah, I'll bet they're flapjacks.
by jerkamiah666 May 12, 2007
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flapjack

the overhanging fat on a woman's belly usually after she has kids
i don't see your cesarean scar? lift up my flapjack and you will see it.
by SexyTexan January 12, 2012
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Rusty Flapjack

The untimely incident when a male is having unprotected sex with his partner through the precut hole in his boxers, and at the point of ejaculation pulls out not only of his partner but back into his boxers thus, ejaculating into his underwear. The soiling of one's boxers from the inside with seminal fluid is the Rusty Flapjack.
“So, I was fucking this bitch hard from behind in my Ferrari, right? I'm saying balls deep, you know? and right before I busted my nut, I thought about the leather and pulled a rusty flapjack. Fuck! I shoulda nutted on that tight, young ass!”
by AndyTS December 31, 2007
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