The Frankenstein

Whilst having sexual interactions with a woman, just before you nutt you have to pull out and cum in her eyes, blinding her , you then proceed to leave the room turning the lights off, thoust making her walk around with her arms out like Frankenstein looking for the lights. be sure to hide towels or anything she can clean her face with.

The Frankenstein:
Yo man, last night Courtney was being a bitch when I was fucking her so I frankensteined that hoe and left.

by Delooch July 12, 2017

Frankenstein Swap

The Frankenstein Swap is a further evolution of the sleeper look. It is basically putting a massive and insanely powerful engine, 300 - 600 horses or more, into an incredibly ugly and usually damaged chassis. Thus the Frankenstein reference.

Dude 1: Bro did you see that Cavalier last night?! He totally blew the Lambo out the window!

Dude 2: I know man! That was the biggest wtf moment I have ever seen!

Dude 3: Musta been a Frankenstein Swap...

by Chronade October 2, 2010

Frankenstein Feet

Frankenstein Feet,or “FF”, is a term used to describe one's feet when they have fallen asleep causing one to walk as if they were Frankenstein.A common way to get “FF” is by using the restroom with a smart phone.A person may get on their smart phone by texting, playing games,Tweeting,Facebook stalking,or watching videos on YouTube.While participating in one of these activities,one will almost always lose track of time,causing circulation to the feet to be cut off.The feet then become lifeless.When the person tries to stand,they may notice it damn near impossible to stand or walk.This can prove to be an obstacle when trying to wipe one's ass.The person may have to use objects to help themselves achieve this goal such as leaning against the bathroom wall or counter.One must not only worry about wiping their ass,but also worry about walking to the sink and out of the restroom.Many will find this task unattainable b/c of their condition.Many will notice that to walk to the sink,they have to take slow,short steps.They will start to think to themselves that they are walking the way Frankenstein would.One may think that they are indeed Frankenstein and proceed to make groining noises while walking.It is only suggested that one makes these noises in their own home,as doing this in public will only cause humiliation.Almost all people will try and walk it off,but many will walk out of the bathroom and immediately lay on their floor and wait for the feeling in their feet to come back.

"I wouldn't have been late to the chess tournament if I wouldn't have gotten Frankenstein Feet in the bathroom."

"Dude, I just got Frankenstein Feet so bad, I had to lean up against the wall to wipe my ass then army crawl from the bathroom to the living room so I didn't look like an idiot."

"I just had the worst case of Frankenstein Feet ever, I sat down and before I knew it 30 minutes had passed and when I stood up I almost fell right back down on the shitter."

Girl 1: "I think Susie may be having problems in the ladies room."
Girl 2: "Why would you think that?"
Girl 1: "Well... she's been in there for almost a half an hour and after I heard the toilet flush I heard her making what sounded like low groining noises before she started washing her hands."
Girl 2:" Oh its alright, she probably just got a case of Frankenstein Feet after being in there so long."

by Whaddup Boosh August 28, 2012

Dr. Funkenstein

Dr. Amos Funkenstein (1937-1995). Jewish historical scholar, author of such works as Perceptions of Jewish History from Antiquity to the Present (Tel Aviv, 1991). Probably nowhere near as cool as his name implies.

"I follow the late scholar of Jewish thought, Dr. Funkenstein, in defining historical consciousness as a useful and neglected middle term in this debate"

- Susan A. Crane, 'Writing the Individual Back into Collective Memory', The American Historical Review, 102, 5 (Dec 1997), p.1373.

by historygeek September 6, 2008

Frankenstein Vaccination

When rogue scientists are unethically considering mixing different homegrown vaccines with low rates of protection into a hybrid one, or are planning to inoculate people with two or three doses of different vaccines, to boost efficacy.

China, which had trialed four vaccines whose efficacy rates are as low as 50%, is seriously considering Frankenstein vaccination to optimize its immunization process.

by Covido April 12, 2021

frankenstein cum

The act of holding your arms out like a zombie and moaning like Frankenstein when you ejaculate. Usually performed while the partner is giving oral sex.

I was so busy enjoying her cocksucking, I didn't even notice that I had done a frankenstein cum.. She looked up at me and said "What the fuck was that?"
"Frankenstein cum bitch!!"

by Hyperactive Man October 2, 2007

Frankensteine

v. To remove a working or functional piece of equipment from a non-functioning appliance or object, and use it to repair another.

"The remote control batteries are dead."
"So just frankensteine the ones from the broken race car."

by Michael Dwiggins February 10, 2007