Flampy

Other uses: Flamp Dick,

Def: A halfway erected penis that appears slightly bigger than its regular state. Typically happens when an guy, who is insecure about his penis size, exposes his junk to others in a way to make it bigger, yet not showing a full erection. In other words, cat fish dick.

1. “Brittney, your ex boyfriend Kyle sent me a dick pic. Is he really packing”
“Lmao no bitch! His dick is so small. That’s a flamp dick. Don’t be fooled, sis”
2. No one:

Me: What you call a dick that’s not hard but bigger than it’s natural state when a guy is aroused? A flampy.

by SensitiveVillain July 4, 2019

flumph

To feel tired and morbid amongst other depressed emotions. Usually used to summaries a shitty day.

"Hey Greg how was your day?"
"Fucking flumph leave me alone yer fanny"

by usmanisabitch August 31, 2019

Flamhoto

Taking a photo on one leg, closely resembling the stance of a Flamingo.

Gather round people, I'm catching my balance for a Flamhoto.

by Mr Oakley December 6, 2019

flamshkin

Small penis with lots of extra skin

Jessica said tommy had a flamshkin .

by Word maker jr November 15, 2020

Flamps

The most powerfull life source in all of existence and is owned by Henry Burton. Also 69ed your mom.

Flamps will rape you when you drop the soap.
Henry Burton owns Flamps the child molester.

by Among us sussy balls December 30, 2021

Flamher

The act of destroying any competition effortlessly.

Damn Jazmine Flamher on the beat!

by Bxhxhxvdjxjxbbx February 15, 2022

Flaphead

Like a dickhead but with female genitalia

You’re a massive flaphead

Shut it you flaphead

by Carloslinks May 21, 2022