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Flaine

a person, usually male, whose name is completely unimportant to both superiors and inferiors, that is promptly called 'Flaine' when said Flaine's name is forgotten in both conversation or direct communication. After realization to his presence and unimportance, Flaine is immediately fired from his job.

Similar, yet completely unmemorable when likened to a Tade.
'Um, you there...Flaine, take these documents and produce them in triplicate immediately! After which, You're fired!'

Hey man, check out that Flaine by the streetlight! He's such a Flaine!
by j. shostak August 7, 2008
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Flattened Fauna

Have you read the new book "Common Animals of Roads, Street, and Highway: A Field Guide To Flattened Fauna" by Prof. Knutson?
by MikeMcWorkhardster November 15, 2009
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Flattery Donohoe

An article of clothing worn solely to impress someone on the Internet. It is typically effective, and worn with a degree of pride in one's planning.
Cody: Hey, I'm not getting anyone to talk to on Omegle.
Me: Get some Flattery Donohoe on, it always works for me.
Cody: Yeah, you're rocking some nice Flattery Donohoe
by Horace Dixon February 18, 2011
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Flattening Your Mouse

The term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage.
Person 1: What's that banging sound coming from my room?

Person 2: Oh Person 3 is in there Flattening Your Mouse

Person 3: Isn't that the term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage?

Person 2: Yep.

Person 3: Maybe I should bash it against your face.

Person 1: Well that escalated quickly.
by Achillies Fortifier November 3, 2014
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sarcastic flattery

A term used when exuberant flattery is present through sarcastic means
Of course writing an essay about you is more important than writing an essay regarding a college application, because there are thousands of universities around the world but you are only one. How can you consider this sarcastic flattery, I am shocked!
by jinglemisk April 6, 2016
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Butt Flattener

—A long movie, usually around two and half hours without an intermission. Less commonly used to describe any media, such as books, that keep you sitting for a long period of time.
-May also refer to a body-shaping diet/article of clothing.
“ I’ve seen parts of The Shawshank Redemption. It’s SOOO long.”
Two hours 20 minutes. It’s a bit of a butt flattener.”
by DontMindMeJustHereForTheMemes November 3, 2017
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flait

A personality flaw that provides some real benefits

Alternately, a personality trait that, taken to extreme, could also be viewed as a flaw

A portmanteau of "flaw" and "trait"
"Man, that Joe sure is a cheap bastard."

"Yeah, but he gets to go on awesome vacations every year. I'd call his skin-thriftiness a flait."
by ivangimpo August 23, 2011
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