double fisteration

like double penitration but 2 guys fist a girl in the ass and pussy at the same time

me and john double fisted her real good

by horny bastard January 10, 2005

fister

one who can shove whole fist in tight area, usually named grandpa....

He fisted my vag. while his mommy drove us home
mr fister punched me in the vag

by kirbzdawg March 25, 2010

anal fister

Someone who enjoys the awful pleasure of fisting ones anal cavity and touching certain areas around the anus, as a pleasure or hobby.

"why is his hand up that anus?"
"he's an anal fister, felicia"

by hahadgxuduehys January 1, 2015

Fipster

A furry hipster. A furry who pretends he or she is too cool for the furry fandom. Fipsters, when they attend conventions, will hang out in the lobby of the hotel and make a deliberate effort to appear bored and disinterested. When asked why they are attending a fur con they will say that there are here “ironically” or “just checking out the freaks.” All characteristics of normal hipsters apply to fipsters as well.

“Who are those guys over on the couches who keep smirking at everyone? They’ve been there all day and they don’t have badges either.”

“…forget them, they’re just fipsters.”

by Connner15 February 1, 2009

Fister

A person who likes to masturbate ferociously at the rate of at least 10 wanks a day.

A masturbation addict.

The Fap Master.

The frustrated Fapist

That cousin of our's, Mr Sheikh, he's a Fister.

Sheikh Sahab, the undefeated Champion of Fisters, his hand's have got blisters.

by Not a Fapper January 25, 2014

Ham Fister

Someone who drives with the fingers of one hand gripped into a fist at the 12 o' clock position of the steering wheel of any vehicle.

These types of drivers are well known for thier cockyness, tailgating, speeding, reckless lane changing, having their seat reclined to a 140 degree angle, not using turn signals, and complete disregard to other motorists.

"Did you see that mother fucking ham fister cut me off"

"Watch out for ham fisters, because they are a danger to our streets"

by Kertef_Corobo April 16, 2004

Firster

first.er first-er -noun 1. Those fuckers that go to websites, blogs, etc and write “FIRST!” as their only reply just to annoy the fuck out of me.

1. First!
- firster

2. Somebody should auschwitz all those firster motherfuckers!
- thetylerw

by the.tylerw December 23, 2008