Firemans blanket

a sizable length of toilet paper (bogroll)neatly folded to completly cover the water in a toilet (shit pan).
to provent the disturbing furnominon splash back.

if you had of put a firemans blanket in the dunny you would not have got a wet ring piece.

by James October 1, 2004

Firebomb

v. - An urgent, uncomfortable, sometimes painful, "hot" shit. This is usually the result of overindulgence or from eating spicy foods like Mexican, Thai, or Indian cuisine - or spicy buffalo wings. Tons and tons of toxic, spicy buffalo wings.

v. - To hurl a Molotov cocktail at another person, place, or thing.

v. - Slang, to throw something with force, usually in anger.

Larry: "Jesus Christ man, you were gone for 40 minutes!"
Ned: "Sorry, I had to firebomb a wicked lunker in the bathroom. It was awful."

News Reporter: According to residents, the Quick Stop Convenience store was firebombed at approximately 9:15pm.

Ned: "What happened?"
Larry: "You tell me man. I was up on the lift and that fucking old lady up on the 4th floor started firebombing hot clam chowder down on us like we weren't supposed to be there."

by SnacksCCM November 6, 2013

firebabe

A fat ugly bitch living in Japan with 2 kids. Former high school drop out. Constantly sits on runescape (on average) 26 hours a day. Can't get over herself. Writes stupid "books" on Overdosed forum about herself. Plays more "shoot the monkey banner ad" than any offical overdosed game.

Leader of the justice league.

hahahahahahahahahaha pwn pwn

by Inner Cricle July 31, 2004

Fireball

Person 1 : is it a football

Person 2 : no, it is a basketball

Person 3 : no, it is a fireball

Person 1 : wait a sec, did you say fireball

Person 1,2,3 : ahhhhhhhhh

Never trust a fireball

by Rara 21 October 14, 2021

firefart

Verb. The act of holding a match to your buttocks when you have to pass gas. May cause severe rectal burns if not practiced properly.

Tony's firefart went twenty feet, but he was on the hospital for monthes as a result.

by Rather_Large_Wombat March 21, 2008

Mexican Fireballs

The act of pouring cheap tequila on your nuts and lighting them ablaze whilst tea-bagging your date. Very pleasurable for all those involved.

Nick: Dude, this weekend I totally performed Mexican Fireballs on some chick. We had to go to the E.R. after.
Aaron: You sick fuck.......

by BigBossHog69 October 4, 2010

firecane

A hurricane that contains a swirling vortex of fire and brimstone death as appose to wind and water. Formed when the government made a fatal mistake and tried to blow up a normal hurricane with nuclear warheads.

There’s a firecane headed right for us! Were all gona die!

by Chupa September 23, 2005