filthy inmate

Sexual encounter in a public facility, involving 2 men. The catch is, that one man must deficate, while the other dips his tool in the excrement, & uses it as anal lubricant.

I went to the local YMCA for a swim, and afterwards, I couldn't shower because the stalls were so defiled from someone taking a filthy inmate a couple of minutes earlier.

by ralpho ralph March 1, 2009

Fifth Harmony

A group of girls who got 3rd place on the X factor. Now they rule the world.

Bob: Bro, did you hear that sick new song, Worth It? It's taking over the world.
Joe: Oh yeah, then it's by Fifth Harmony

by dysfunctional_ravenclaw October 13, 2015

fiftyeleven

An imaginary number, signifying something innumerable or a number that is too large to count. Often used as hyperbole, or an extreme exaggeration.

Syn: countless, infinite, myriad

I asked her out like fiftyeleven times and she says no every time.

by Chrissstopher February 4, 2005

Fifth

750 milliters of a liquid, the term is almost always used in reference to hard alcohol. (i.e. gin, vodka, rum, whiskey, triple sec, etc)

I have a fifth of Jack Daniels in the freezer. Its safe because the high alcohol content keeps it from freezing.

by Ryan Thompson July 6, 2004

For Real Fifty

the police, inspired by the term Five-O or 50, for real indicates a more serious nature to the claim

Slow down, man, there's a for real fifty up ahead.

by saintsdave75 March 31, 2009

fifth grade

The last sane year of your life.

I wish I was back in fifth grade where we only had one teacher and walked in lines in the hallway and didn't have homework.

by Pseudonymmynoduesp February 5, 2015

filthy mudcunt

We are all familiar with the underrated yet infamously potent insult, "filthy cunt". Any female who does not cringe upon receiving that succession of succinct wording is truly soulless which ironically happens to be the kind of thing that deserves such labeling. This particular upgrade places a special emphasis on the young lady's alarming rate of promiscuity. I hesitate to publish such a powerful insult publicly since I fear it will be overused. Do not release this gem from your arsenal unless the cumburping gutterslut really causes the last straw to break.

Jose Contreras: Today my girlfriend tried to apologize to me for getting double teamed by the Mexican yardworkers while their homies filmed it all.
Bruce Lee: That filthy mudcunt...
Jose Contreras: That's what I said! Unfortunately it didn't register as insulting to her since she has no soul to speak of.

by benny b from the bronx August 19, 2007