by bingcrosby July 9, 2009
Get the straight fucked mug.1. The result of receiving a poor haircut.
2. Requesting subtle blend from duckass into broad comb-over only to receive bowl cut blow out jersey parkway.
3. The result of pumpkins being destroyed onto neighbors, professors, managers, and god parents homes, vehicles, jets, schooners or kayaks.
4. Having had your skull banged out.
2. Requesting subtle blend from duckass into broad comb-over only to receive bowl cut blow out jersey parkway.
3. The result of pumpkins being destroyed onto neighbors, professors, managers, and god parents homes, vehicles, jets, schooners or kayaks.
4. Having had your skull banged out.
Mrs. Doe adversely tipped her stylist twenty five percent despite being pumpkin fucked the day before her sons queero wedding.
Last night Kip pretty much just pumpkin fucked Calhoun's once dynamite crew cut.
Upon the realization that my date just wasn't going to shut the fuck up, I knew the only way I'd have silence was to pumpkin fuck her into oblivion.
Last night Kip pretty much just pumpkin fucked Calhoun's once dynamite crew cut.
Upon the realization that my date just wasn't going to shut the fuck up, I knew the only way I'd have silence was to pumpkin fuck her into oblivion.
by Oily Depths March 28, 2010
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1. When playing video game golf (Tiger Woods) the computer does not allow you to use a certain club.
2. The club you wish to use is not an option.
2. The club you wish to use is not an option.
"Awe man, you got club fucked on that one."
"Shit! if I wasn't gettin' club fucked I could make this."
"How come every time we play for money I get club fucked?"
"Shit! if I wasn't gettin' club fucked I could make this."
"How come every time we play for money I get club fucked?"
by w.phx.az March 10, 2009
Get the Club Fucked mug.Yeah, It's the German word for "Fuck".
But Germans don't use it like people from USA, usually just when it's about making sex (example 1).
It can also be a curse but not as used by Americans, maybe in the form of "verfickt" or "verfickte" which is an adjective to "ficken" (seen in example 2).
In German dictionaries you can also find different meanings,
e.g. the card game "Ficken" and there are people who have this name, e.g. "Peter Ficken".
I am from Germany and found this website, I dunno how good my English is, but I guess this is possible to understand^^
But Germans don't use it like people from USA, usually just when it's about making sex (example 1).
It can also be a curse but not as used by Americans, maybe in the form of "verfickt" or "verfickte" which is an adjective to "ficken" (seen in example 2).
In German dictionaries you can also find different meanings,
e.g. the card game "Ficken" and there are people who have this name, e.g. "Peter Ficken".
I am from Germany and found this website, I dunno how good my English is, but I guess this is possible to understand^^
1: Wow. Das Mädchen ist so scharf. Ich würde gerne mit ihr ficken./Wow. That girl's so hot. I'd like to fuck her.
2: So eine verfickte Scheisse. / Such a fucking shit.
2: So eine verfickte Scheisse. / Such a fucking shit.
by Zeodyn December 8, 2006
Get the ficken mug.To perform a slight error that unwittingly caused horrible, catastrophic level events
reference to: the widely-believed myth that AIDS began after someone fucked a monkey, caught the disease and then spread it through mankind.
reference to: the widely-believed myth that AIDS began after someone fucked a monkey, caught the disease and then spread it through mankind.
A: "so I was writing a dirty email to my girl and accidentally sent it to my boss, her husband found it on her phone, thought she was cheating, and killed her and himself, now the company is folding and 400 people are without work and since this is a private hospital it's leaving 1000 patients without care....."
B: "dude, you fucked the monkey"
B: "dude, you fucked the monkey"
by Dyrk Diggler April 1, 2011
Get the Fucked The Monkey mug.Something happens that cannot be fixed and changes your life for ever. Basicly your screwed/fucked for the rest of your life.
Example 1:
- man i just found out my dad is the pedo bear
- dude, your fucked for life.
Example 2:
- Zomfggg i just spent all my money on wow
- dude u just lost your life and your only friend... your F4L (fucked for life)
- man i just found out my dad is the pedo bear
- dude, your fucked for life.
Example 2:
- Zomfggg i just spent all my money on wow
- dude u just lost your life and your only friend... your F4L (fucked for life)
by fear--pro-2 # <"33 November 3, 2010
Get the Fucked for life mug.When a computer application or hardware design feature has unintended or sometimes embarrassing consequences.
Getting Feature Fucked commonly occurs in word processing and email applications. For example you type a message that uses a misspelled version the word “incidentally” but the auto correct feature fixes it and it becomes “indecently”.
Very often this behavior occurs during important correspondences, such as with ones boss, can have undesirable consequences when the unintended word fits the sentence structure but drastically changes it meaning.
Can also occur in voice recognition applications. For example the scene in Wild Hogs where “Alternate Spec’s” is interpreted as “Alternate Sex”
Very often this behavior occurs during important correspondences, such as with ones boss, can have undesirable consequences when the unintended word fits the sentence structure but drastically changes it meaning.
Can also occur in voice recognition applications. For example the scene in Wild Hogs where “Alternate Spec’s” is interpreted as “Alternate Sex”
by Lou Porreco April 9, 2008
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