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Fixing her printer

When a man "fixes a woman's printer" he is actually dickin' her down. He's giving her the bomb ass dick.
Hey, Andrew. You were gone for quite awhile. What were you doing?
Oh you know, I was just fixing her printer ;).
by kayla manning September 20, 2017
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Facing the dragon

The process of rehabilitation from opioid or heroin addiction. To over come the addiction of " chasing the Dragon." Facing the problem head on and conquering it. Slay it if you will.
I once ruined my life by chasing the Dragon. Now I know that rehabilition is a must . I must "face the dragon" and conquer it to regain my life of normalcy again. If I am facing the dragon I am rehabilitating myself from the addiction of heroin.
by Redsonja101 October 22, 2019
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Sackward-facing manservant

1. Someone who is filthy/unclean and is owned by a fellow person of the same sex, inwhich he has to there bidding unquestionably.

2. A general insult to people with no friends, impliying they take it up the chuffer.

Also 'Manservant' is not to be confused with 'Manslag', as a manservant has no sex with the opposite sex.
"Leon is a right Sackward-facing manservant ."

"Yeah he loves it up the shitter!"
by jakeBow56 February 7, 2009
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snatchet-facing

When 2 nasty, ugly chicks can't enough attention because they have a combination of snatch and hatchet face so they start making out in attempt to attract men, which just turns them off even more.
"That snatchet-facing at the bar last night made me want to drown those two bitches in herpe-infested water!"
by mm...hmmm August 19, 2011
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Russian Firing Squad

Gather Vladimir Putin and the whole Russian gymnastics team. Putin will then continuously mouth bang the whole team until he blows.
Gave em a Russian Firing Squad last night!
Russia Putin Penis blowjob
by WillieTrill May 6, 2015
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Panny Facing About

A Scottish term used to describe someone who is just being stupid and silly.
Person 1: I hate everyone who doesn’t like apples.
Person 2: Please, stop Panny Facing About.
by The NathanatorYT June 6, 2020
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Fixing goldenscans

euphemism: to have a lie-in or nap, and communicate this in such a manner to maintain looking professional.

to sleep, or laze when you should be busy, and to make yourself sound busy to management
person a: are you coming in to work in the morning?

person b: no, sorry, I'm fixing goldenscans in the morning.
by BrightDevil August 18, 2010
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