fingature

The act of using your finger instead of a pen to sign for a credit card transaction on a device like an iPad.

This guy comes into my shop, and instead of using his finger to sign for his purchase, the idiot whips out a sharpie and signs the iPad! Now it's all fucking stained and shit! So I now hide all pens and tell people I need their fingature.

by brewkelly November 2, 2013

devil's finger

Where one inserts a hot chilli into their anal cavity.

"Yo bro are you ok?"

"Hell no, my ass is still on fire from the devil's finger at last night's initiation."

by t_m_b June 7, 2016

fingerbutting

Sticking a finger up another person's asshole, or their own.

I caught Tom fingerbutting himself.

by Dr. Nardacci April 2, 2011

the Three-Fingered Bus Driver

An obscure sexual maneuver popularized in Russia, in which the vagina and anus are simultaneously penetrated, with a thumb and two fingers, respectively. The rectum is then pushed outwards into the cervix, where it is rotated by the two fingers.

"Darryl gave you the three-fingered bus driver?"
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."

by Adam W. and Adam B. January 9, 2009

Finger prince

In an animaniacs episode Yakko told Dot to look for prints, for clues, Dot didn't hear him correctly so she found Prince instead (Prince being an old musician), so he tries to correct her by saying "no, no, no, finger prints", but Dot still hears it as finger Prince, fingering being the practice of putting a finger inside someone's vagina or anus and Dot didn't really want to do that so she threw him out the window.

In the thoughts of dot, Yakko said, "no no no finger prince."

by Miket_k August 11, 2010

fat-finger

To press another button accidentally, while pressing numbers or letters that you meant to, resulting in an incorrect extra number/letter. Such as when typing something, or dialing a phone number.

Someone fat-fingered the p instead of the o, that's how pwnage was made.

by Jessica H. September 20, 2006

the middle finger

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...and that folks...is the middle finger

by Patrick from Atown November 26, 2006