Fernando

Typical mexican name of a spicy mexican guy. His ability to steal girls hearts is unbelievable and irritating. He is easy to spit with his dark, spiky hair and dark eyes. Typical traits of a Fernando is being a douche, player, and popular lady's man. He can get any girl he wants without even trying. Though when facing the rare rejection, he turns to spreading shit. Don't be the one to reject the Fernando

Girl 1: I went to a party and lost my virginity with this guy I just met... He was so wonderful and I love him and I want him and OMG I forgot to ask his name!

Girl 2: no need to bother asking, that was a fernando

by Nothingbutthetruth December 10, 2012

Fernando Torres

basically, the hottest piece of ass on the soccer field.

Lisa: hey, who's that guy on spain's national team with the amazing facial structure and hair?
Jessica: That's Fernando Torres.
Lisa: I want him.
Jessica: fuck off, he's mine.

by putaporfavor July 28, 2010

Fernando

Usually a hot senior with a big dick very athletic, mexican and has a hot girlfriend with a fat ass major dime and they both get very kinky he is perfect and eats pussy so good and can rellyy hit it

"Did you see her new bf"
"Yeah fernando is sexy lucky her"

by yoloswaggggggggygurl November 4, 2013

fernagle

verb: A way to get yourself hooked up with what you want, usually by some clever or sly or tricky means. Funnier than when spelled finagle, because it sounds more hick-ish.

"Dude, how did you fernagle tickets to the third game of the Edmonton - Anaheim series?"

by ahizzle May 25, 2006

fernasty

A Fernando that likes to tounge punch assholes and isn't afraid to go down on a bitch when the red river flows

Girl on the street -My boyfriend doesn't want to go down on me just because I'm on my period 😭
Stranger- you need yourself a fernasty

by Elver Galarga July 5, 2016

San Fernando Roulette

Two men double penetrate a woman and simultaneously ejaculate. Whoever impregnates the woman loses.

I can't believe we played San Fernando Roulette last night!

I know, we're such bro-mos. I sure hope I was firing blanks.

by herb san October 21, 2010

Fernando Campos

1. Embraced the motto "YOLO", well before Drizzy came out with "The Motto".
2. Suffers from a severe case of "FOMO".
3. Exceptional party planner/enthusiast.
4. Vegas afficionado.
5. Loves to be little spoon.
6. In a Dom/Sub relationship, would be "sub".
7. Dance moves resemble animal-like behaviors and/or seizures.
8. Busby's East Regular.

I am so Fernando Campos-ing right now.

by The People's Republic October 20, 2012