Period Fencing

A sport originating in the eighteenth century in which two women settle a dual of pre-menstrual angst by scissoring until one party passes or taps out.

Connie: Why the hell am I so pissed whenever you're around!?
Gertrude: Why don't you pull your bottom lip over your head and swallow!
Connie: I'm going to...
Alan, interrupting: Are you two PMSing or what? You need to settle this with some period fencing.

by taylen24 June 16, 2010

Fencing

A sport where damn near everyone appears to be a mincing pansy poofter* but are actually full tilt hetro. If you see a couple of them together, do not ask which of them gets to be the boy, as they will beat the living shit outta you.

*especially foil and eppe fencers. Sabre fencers just laugh, buy another round and point out the foil and eppe fencers playing Judy Garland songs on the jukebox by the bar.

When I asked the foil fag "How much for a BJ?" at the fencing tournament, he jumped ten feet from a standing start and kicked my teeth out.

by rancher dan April 17, 2006

Fencing

Happens to guys who needs to pee through a chain link fence. In order to not receive backsplash from the fence while peeing they put heir dick through the fence. While peeing they “accidentally” graze the fence with their dick. They realize this feels good so they start to make a habit of getting off on the chain link fence by rubbing their dick on it. Some men have improved upon this pleasurable act by stuffing their balls in the fence first.

Johnny had to get a tetnus shot because he was fencing the other night on a rusty fence.

by Grant.C August 13, 2018

tub-fecies

When you are in the bath tub and the warm water creates a sensation in your asshole that makes u shit in the water.

Paul constantly experiences tub-fecies when he is tking a bath.

by vikings3737 March 23, 2005

Fencing Partners

While double penetrating a woman, the feeling of the other mans dick through her makes you and him Fencing Partners.

Yeah bro. We're Fencing Partners.

by EskimoPoloBrother March 23, 2011

Fecial Fairies

Flies. See Poo Pixies; Excrement Elves or Log Lepricauns.

It's you who the Fecial Fairies are attracted to NOT me!!!

by Dan Brew August 13, 2006

fencing

a SPORT which includes 3 weapons, and saber is the best of the 3 since it's slapping, foil and epee are poking :p

"Yes fencing IS a sport," jake whispered to the girl.

by kuyl September 22, 2005