Father

A man who ejaculate into your mother then leaves and never be seen or heard of ever again until he goes broke

Me: what’s a dad

Mom: a sorry sun of a bitch that doesn’t pay child support that’s a father

Me: Ohhhhh

by Jack smith6273 September 2, 2019

Father

Less useful version of a mother, but also includes a dick...

Father, can I have some cash

Go ask your mother!

by DaddysLittleGirl June 1, 2010

Father

I don’t know, mines went to buy milk but didn’t come back when I was a baby , so I can’t finish this definition. So go ask yours oh wait he’s gone too, well good luck finding the definition that will be hard to find (aka: impossible)

Teacher: your mother and father had sex together to make you
Student: what’s a father

by Pewsikelasagna November 25, 2021

Father

1.) The man who also gave you life

2.) The mother fucker who left for cigarettes over 15 years ago

1.)Oh I really love my father! He's always at every ballgame of mine!

2.) I haven't seen that bitch in 15 years. Guess he's getting some camel's

by DankNoodles February 10, 2019

Fatherism

Act of giving ones father Evils from any part of the room without his knowledge

Dad: Your not seeing your boyfriend on a school night
Daughter: -___-
Dad: wots wiv the fatherism twerp?

by Guru Temwah December 10, 2012

Father

The one who fucking make your life meaningless
Also known as the torture machine just for you

Me:oh shit homework
Father:do it for ur own good
Me:no
Father:kfjehjdidhdbehdbdv(just some random things)

Me:I commit suicide

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) October 13, 2019

Father

Someone most niggas don't have because he a dead beat or in jail

Teacher : "I'm calling your father

Student : " Who is he?...Shiii call him so.i can meet him!!"

by @califresh4 June 8, 2017