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Farrin

Refers to a very mysterious, very beautiful, brunette woman. Farrin's usually have many mysteries and secrets and like to keep people on their toes. They are unique as their name is. One can find a Farrin in any places in the world as Farrin's often seek adventure in foreign lands and new places. Farrin's are very seductive using their eyes confidence and accents to lure men. Farrin's are more likely than not heartbreakers but are known for their undying love and loyalty to one man in a lifetime, and have been known to have broken hearts themselves. Farrin's have the need to feel free. If you let one do her own thing she will most likely return to you, but the more controlled and caged she feels the further she'll fly away from you.
wow you total pulled a Farrin, when you left like that!!!
by fern diddly January 1, 2012
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carpet farming

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.
Also applies to regular cocaine.
Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.
by simon_magus September 28, 2003
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faring

instead of 'how are you doing' you would say 'how are you faring'
by bleepblopbloop October 20, 2010
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Farting Mantis

Farts can be and should be used as weapons. after sitting on a creamy brew for some time, one will impress or scare his/her buddies by grasping both thighs and spreading them like that of a praying mantis' arms, the fart will then explode out the anus causing a smooth or chunky stream of awesome for all to taste.
chris: no!
JP: yes:)
Jermain: time for a farting mantis!
Onikka: ew thats odd but great!
by funky rabbi December 1, 2011
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Intense Farting Remorse

When you let out a small fart and think no one will notice, but then you are the first to realize that it was a fart to be reckoned with, and deeply regret the coming accusations by peers.
John: (to himself) I think ill let out this fart it seems just like a pocket of air.

(several seconds and it disperses)

John: (to himself) Oh shit damn! (he experiences intense farting remorse) That fart was the real deal. My ass is grass.

John's Boss: John, was that you? Holy shit how do you expect me to conduct a meeting after that? Just pack your shit and get out of the office by 3 PM

Nearby Attractive Women: We will NEVER have sex with that man and we will also tell our friends not to.
by Cool Ev December 2, 2010
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farting next to a waterfall

Something that no one is going to notice.
John: I wore the same tie as my boss the other day, I think it really annoyed him.

Me: Relax, you are farting next to a waterfall.
by aweeze April 2, 2010
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Farrington

A numerical value for two of anything
Can I get Farrington croissants please
by Moccy July 26, 2023
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